Divine blowout

divine blowout If Jesus built a hot rod, could He install tires so durable that even He couldn't pop them? That's an interesting question, but it has nothing to do with this object. This is a party favor plucked from the divine aether, a cardboard tube with a rolled-up paper tube on one end and a cheap plastic reed on the other. Type: combat item Cannot be discarded Deals Physical Damage based on your Moxie Makes you cooler when you use it (In-game plural: divine blowouts)

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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Party Favor

When Used

	You sneak up behind your opponent and blast the blowout, simultaneously scaring and papercutting him for X damage. That was pretty sneaky of you!
	You gain Y Chutzpah.

Notes

• X is equal to buffed Moxie.
• Y is equal to the square root of X rounded up, but is capped at 23.

References

• "Jesus Built My Hotrod" is a song from Psalm 69 by Ministry.
• Blowout is another term for flat tire.
• The first line of the description is an omnipotence paradox.

Collection

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Summoned Party Favors
Common divine noisemaker Muscle-based damage and stats divine can of silly string Myst-based damage and stats divine blowout Moxie-based damage and stats Uncommon divine champagne flute Add MP gain to booze divine champagne popper Banish monster for 5 turns Run Away (no adventure loss) divine cracker Pickpocket and delevel enemy