Disorganized files

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Disorganized files
Monster ID 1037
Locations CRIMBCO Cubicles
Hit Points 10
Attack 10
Defense 10
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
10 CRIMBCO scrip
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
disorganized files You're fighting some disorganized files

This is a stack of file folders with labels in the 52-glyph script of the Crimbo elves. It's absolutely vital to the continuing success of CRIMBCO that they be put in glyphabetical order, and it's absolutely certain that doing so won't be a pleasant task.

Hit Message(s):

You pull a binder clip off one of the files and somehow get it clipped on your <groin>. Yeowch! Ow!

You realize that the glyph that looks like a candy cane goes after the one that looks like dental pliers, and smack your forehead. Oof!

A couple of files fall off the stack onto your head. File under "O" for "Ouch." Ouch!

You get a nasty papercut. Happy Crimbo! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

You get a papercut, but not from the regular paper in the files. No, you manage to cut yourself on the thick card-stock that the folders themselves are made of. Gargh. Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

You make a finger puppet out of a binder clip and amuse yourself for a minute.

You find a few files that you've misfiled, and file them correctly. Woo!

You almost get a papercut, but manage to avoid it. Um, go you.

You try and hum a merry tune while you file.

Fumble Message:

You've put the files in order all the way from the glyph that looks like a sugar cookie to the glyph that looks like a Crimbo hat. You're halfway done! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Boredeyes.gif Boredom +1%

An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.

Scrip.gifYou acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip

Occurs at CRIMBCO Cubicles.


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