Dis in a Jif

The purpose of this page is to give a quick overview of The Suburbs of Dis and an explanation of the unnamed quest that you can find within it.

Monsters

Each regular encounter in a zone can drop 1-2 of a combat item available from each monster in the zone, as well as another item unique to that monster.

Zone	Monster	Combat Item	Secondary Item	Effect
The Clumsiness Grove
	Sorrowful Hickory	clumsiness bark	cup of hickory chicory	MP restorer
	Suffering Juniper		berries of suffering	good quality food
	Tormented Baobab		baobab sap	+20% muscle substat gain
	Whimpering Willow		whimpering willow bark	HP restorer
	Woeful Magnolia		magnolia blossom	HP & MP restorer
The Maelstrom of Lovers
	Bettie Barulio	jar full of wind	Barulio's bottle	good quality booze
	Marcus Macurgeon		purple prose pen	Chat effect
	Marvin J. Sunny		Marvin's marvelous pill	+20% Moxie substat gain
	Mortimer Strauss		Mortimer's nostrum	+100% equipment drops
	Wonderful Winifred Wongle		Winifred's whistle	ends combat
The Glacier of Jerks
	Brock "Rocky" Flox	dangerous jerkcicle	pink-belly slapper	in-combat HP restorer
	Dolores D. Smiley		desktop zen garden	+20% Mysticality substat gain
	Hugo Von Douchington		half-empty carton of milk	deals stench damage
	Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr		Vivian's Vitamin	extends buffs
	Wacky Zack Flacky		glass of warm water	chat effect

Using Torment Plant increases clumsiness bark drops. Using Pinch Ghost increases jar full of wind drops. Using Tattle increases dangerous jerkcicle drops.

Demons

Each zone has two demon sub-bosses. You must choose to approach them in their zone's non-combat adventures before they will be available as a combat adventure.

Most demons appear to have 10,000 HP and high damage resistance that will drop most damage to single digits. Use the combat items dropped by all of the monsters in the zone to inflict more damage. Item damage increases like the V for Vivala mask do not appear to work.

Zone	Demon	Stone	Special Attack	Notes
The Clumsiness Grove	The Thorax	furious stone	Super-powerful punch with a 1 round windup	Use 1 piece of clumsiness bark when he rears back to punch.
	The Bat in the Spats	vanity stone	Blocks skill use and non-critical weapon attacks	Clumsiness bark will deal 1,000 damage per use.
The Maelstrom of Lovers	The Terrible Pinch	lecherous stone	Summons a shield to block damage and heal	Use a jar full of wind to dispel his shield, appears to take uncapped damage (Alternate between jar full of wind and attacking)
	Thug 1 and Thug 2	jealousy stone	???	Use a jar full of wind to deal 100 damage per use.
The Glacier of Jerks	Mammon the Elephant	avarice stone	deals progressively more damage on successful hit	use a dangerous jerkcicle 6 times
	The Large-Bellied Snitch	gluttonous stone	Belly flops for tons of damage	using dangerous jerkcicles increase the number of jerkcicles on the ground, when he performs a special attack (bellyflop) he takes 500 damage per jerkcicle on the ground (max 5000 @ 10 jerkcicles, jerkcicles aren't broken)

An Altar

An Altar is in the center of the the Suburbs of Dis. In order to make use of it, you must gather stones from the surrounding zones and demonic minibosses.

Once each ascension, using the Altar with all 6 of the demon stones will let you fight The Thing with No Name who can drop:

• green eggnog (epic booze)
• green hamhock (epic food)
• The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants (usable, grants Torment Plant)
• Ghost Pinching Quarterly (usable, grants Pinch Ghost)
• The Snitch's Manifesto (usable, grants Tattle)
• The specific consumables dropped are random, but the number of consumables is based on the number of combats spent in The Suburbs of Dis, including any free runaways. Note that this drop count does not include the skill item (codex/quarterly/manifesto).

11? or fewer combats	25 or fewer combats	26-50 combats	51-75 combats	76 or more combats
5 consumables	4 consumables	3 consumables	2 consumables	1 consumable

Effects

After defeating The Thing with No Name, you can return to the Altar and use two of the six demon stones to get 100 turns of a specific effect. Most of these effects scale with drunkenness, fullness, or your outfit. See the effect pages for more information.

Stone 1	Stone 2	Yield	Effect
gluttonous stone	jealousy stone	Voracious Gorging	Bonus item drops and food drops, based on fullness.
gluttonous stone	furious stone	Sated and Furious	Bonus weapon and spell damage, based on fullness.
lecherous stone	avarice stone	Amorous Avarice	Bonus meat drop, based on drunkenness.
lecherous stone	vanity stone	Inebriate Pride	Increases stat gains from fights, based on drunkenness.
vanity stone	furious stone	Vanity Rage	Bonus weapon and spell damage, based on armor and shield power
jealousy stone	avarice stone	Covetous Robbery	Increases monsters' base meat drop. Increase is greater for monsters with lower bases.

Notes

• Each of the six stones is named for one of the seven deadly sins. The seventh sin is Sloth, which corresponds to The Thing with No Name.
• There is no indication whatsoever in Your Quest Log of whether you've completed this quest in this lifetime. If you forget, you must use a devilish folio and check the Altar.