Dirty hippy jewelry maker

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Dirty hippy jewelry maker
Monster ID 59
Locations The Hippy Camp
Hit Points 30
Attack 40
Defense 36
No-Hit 50
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant
Quest Spanish fly
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
dirty hippy jewelry maker You're fighting a dirty hippy jewelry maker

This hippy will totally make you a phatty bead for your dreads. Unless your dreads include dreading encountering hippies.

Hit Message(s):

She kicks you right in the <foot> with her bare, filthy feet. Hope you've had all your shots. Ouch! Ouch! (stench damage)

She whips you in the <groin> with her filthy dreadlocks. Hope you've had all your shots. Argh! Ooh! (stench damage)

She whips you with her filthy, beaded dreads. It's quite the beaded beating. Oof! Oof! (stench damage)

She smacks you in the throat with a big piece of carved driftwood. You feel adrift in a sea of pain. Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She produces a necklace made out of hemp, driftwood, found objects, and clay beads. She whips you repeatedly with it, which wouldn't hurt so much if some of the found objects weren't actually shards of broken glass. Oof! Ow! Ow! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

She tries to kick you in the <head>, but you dodge it. In slo-mo. Matrix-style.

She tries to whip you with her dreadlocks, but you dodge the filthy hippy onslaught.

She tries to whip you with the beads in her dreads, but your dread of her beads makes it easy to dodge.

She tries to smack you with a piece of driftwood, but you woodenly dodge.

Fumble Message:

She starts to whip you with her dreadlocks again, but loses her rhythm and gets them all tangled up in front of her face. You don't know whether to laugh or try to help. Wait, yes you do. You laugh. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Glassbead.gifYou acquire an item: beach glass bead (10.1% chance)*
Peacebead.gifYou acquire an item: clay peace-sign bead (10.1% chance)*
Cords.gifYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (5.2% chance)*
Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.1% chance)*
Bracelet.gifYou acquire an item: hemp string (30.1% chance)*
Bongo.gifYou acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)*
Bead.gifYou acquire an item: phat turquoise bead (10.1% chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)*
Spanishfly.gifYou acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hippy Camp.


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