Dirty hippy jewelry maker
| Dirty hippy jewelry maker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 59 |
| Locations | The Hippy Camp |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 40 |
| Defense | 36 |
| No-Hit | 50 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Quest | Spanish fly |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a dirty hippy jewelry makerThis hippy will totally make you a phatty bead for your dreads. Unless your dreads include dreading encountering hippies.
Hit Message(s):
She kicks you right in the <face> with her bare, filthy feet. Hope you've had all your shots. Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)
She whips you in the <thigh> with her filthy dreadlocks. Hope you've had all your shots. Ow! Eek! (stench damage)
She whips you with her filthy, beaded dreads. It's quite the beaded beating. Ooh! Ugh! (stench damage)
She smacks you in the throat with a big piece of carved driftwood. You feel adrift in a sea of pain. Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)
She produces a necklace made out of hemp, driftwood, found objects, and clay beads. She whips you repeatedly with it, which wouldn't hurt so much if some of the found objects weren't actually shards of broken glass. Ow! Eek! Ow! (stench damage)
She tries to kick you in the <head>, but you dodge it. In slo-mo. Matrix-style.
She tries to whip you with her dreadlocks, but you dodge the filthy hippy onslaught.
She tries to whip you with the beads in her dreads, but your dread of her beads makes it easy to dodge.
She tries to smack you with a piece of driftwood, but you woodenly dodge.
She starts to whip you with her dreadlocks again, but loses her rhythm and gets them all tangled up in front of her face. You don't know whether to laugh or try to help. Wait, yes you do. You laugh. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: beach glass bead (10.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: clay peace-sign bead (10.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (5.2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: hemp string (30.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: phat turquoise bead (10.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)* |
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
 | You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)* |
| You gain 8 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
References
- The 1999 film The Matrix was well-known for its slow-motion sequences.
