|Locations||The Hippy Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is a dirty hippy. So, basically, a hippy. I mean, what, does it really make the Earth Goddess cry when you shower and use deodorant?
She gives you a big ol' hug, smothering you in hippy stench. Ouch! Eek! (stench damage)
She smacks you upside the leg with a hemp-woven dreamcatcher. You feel an ominous rumbling in your colon. Oof! Argh! (stench damage)
She whips you with her filthy dreadlocks. You'd better go get your shots, man. Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)
She says, "fine, you want me to bathe?" and pulls out a bar of all-natural hippy soap to lather up. She gets some suds in your eye, and since the soap is made of pure foulness, it really burns. Ugh! Oof! Eek! (stench damage)
She tries to douse you with patchouli oil, but you duck and cover like they taught you in grade school.
She tries to give you a big ol' hug, but you cover your nose and back away slowly.
She tries to smack you with a dreamcatcher, but you put on a fake British accent and pretend you're an alien.
She tries to whip you with her filthy dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before she connects.
She rears back for a mighty attack, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. She doesn't quite melt like a wicked witch, but it does wash off the stench and she has to leave the fight for a while to get sweaty again. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots (30.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (5.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reodorant (5.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)*|
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
|You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*|
|You gain 8 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.