Diet Cloaca Cola

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Diet Cloaca Cola
Diet Cloaca Cola

This is a large cup of Diet Cloaca Cola. Well actually, it's mostly ice, but the marketing people felt 'large cup of ice with a little bit of Diet Cloaca Cola in it' wouldn't be very good for sales.

The 'diet' nature of this drink is in case you're trying to watch your weight while eating bags of grease-soaked hamburgers. Basically what 'diet' means in this context is that it's got more ice in it than the regular Cloaca Cola.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 40 Meat.

(In-game plural: Diet Cloaca Colas)
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Item number: 1659
Description ID: 428273887
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Obtained From

The Barrel full of Barrels
The White Citadel (80 Meat)

When Used

You guzzle the diet cola. Refreshing and chemicalicious!
MPYou gain 7-9 Mana Points.



  • Cloaca-Cola is a reference to Coca-Cola
  • This item is a reference to Diet Coke, one of Coca-Cola's flavours targeting consumers watching their weight as mentioned in the description as well
  • The item description most likely refers to the 'watering-down' done to soft drinks by fast food chains.
  • In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal and urinary tracts of certain animal species, and is also the Latin word for sewer.

See Also


TOP 10 Diet Cloaca Cola collections
1. Pastahead - 11002 | 2. Marlee - 10000 | 3. aguy777 - 4246 | 4. Kazi - 3500 | 5. spr0cket - 3093
6. Mistress of the Obvious - 2055 | 7. Artie Effham - 1516 | 8. Oed - 1337 | 9. Camo_Dude - 1337 | 10. Athanatos - 1111
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings