Designer sweatpants

designer sweatpants These sweatpants are as fancy as it's possible for sweatpants to be. From their tactical velour undergirding to their carbon fiber racing stripes, these bad boys just scream "ATHLEISURE" at whoever you're next to in line at the discount burger place. Your sweatpants are currently X% sweat-logged. Type: pants Power: 100 Cannot be traded or discarded Muscle +5 Mysticality +5 Moxie +5 Damage Reduction: 5 Slight Hot Resistance (+1) +10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells (all the above improve as you get sweatier) oh, and also a 5% discount at NPC stores (In-game plural: pairs of designer sweatpants)

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designer sweatpants (new old stock)

Sweat

Sweatiness starts at 0% and caps at 100%, but does not reset on rollover. Sweatiness% increases at the end of any resolved combat (win/lose/run away), by 2% in "normal temperature" zones, 3% in "hot" zones, and 1% in "cold" zones:

That was quite a workout!

You get 2% Sweatier.

It's really hot here!

You get 3% Sweatier.

It's pretty chilly here, but that was still a decent workout.

You get 1% Sweatier.

If the pants are maximally sweaty:

Your pants are as sweaty as they can get!

Sweat improves stats and can be spent on the following skills:

Skill	Cost	Type	Effect
Sweat Flick	1	Combat	Deal 1 Sleaze Damage per percent Sweaty you are
Sweat Spray	3	Combat	Deal 8-12 Sleaze Damage every round for the rest of the fight
Sweat Flood	5	Combat	Stun an enemy for 5 rounds
Sip Some Sweat	5	Noncombat	Restore 50 MP
Sweat Sip	5	Combat	Restore 50 MP
Drench Yourself in Sweat	15	Noncombat	Gives Effect: Slippery and Speedy (5 Adventures) (+100% Combat Initiative)
Sweat Out Some Booze	25	Noncombat	Restore 1 Liver Capacity (3x / day)
Make Sweat-Ade	50	Noncombat	Produces sweat-ade

The stats are increased following sqrt(sweatiness), not linearly (this needs better formatting):

Muscle, Mysticality and Moxie +5+2S, up to +25
Damage Reduction: 5+S, up to 15
Hot Resistance (+1+S/2), up to (+6)
+10+5S Sleaze Damage and Damage to Sleaze Spells, up to +60

Where S = floor(sqrt(sweatiness)).

• For everything except hot resist, the thresholds are equal to square roots up to 100. For hot resist, you need the following sweatiness% to get 1 additional hot resistance.

1 resist (default)	2 resist	3 resist	4 resist	5 resist	6 resist
0	4	16	36	64	100

Sweat zones

There is a community spading spreadsheet for zone climate. Basically, almost all zones are normal ones and produce 2% per combat.

Confirmed hot zones:

That 70s Volcano

The Bubblin' Caldera

LavaCo™ Lamp Factory

The Velvet / Gold Mine

The SMOOCH Army HQ

The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars

The Dark Elbow of the Woods

The Dark Heart of the Woods

The Dark Neck of the Woods

Pandamonium

Pandamonium Slums

Infernal Rackets Backstage

Desert Beach

The Oasis

South of the Border

Thugnderdome

Various

Cobb's Knob Kitchens

Burnbarrel Blvd.

Confirmed cold zones:

Mt. McLargeHuge

Goatlet

The eXtreme Slope

Lair of the Ninja Snowmen

Itznotyerzitz Mine

Little Canadia

Camp Logging Camp

Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

The Glaciest

The Ice Hole

VYKEA

The Ice Hotel

Various

Guano Junction

Exposure Esplanade

Notable not obvious normal zones:

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert, even when not Ultrahydrated

The Laugh Floor

The Haunted Boiler Room

All zones of The Ancient Buried Pyramid

The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman

The Lair of the Phoenix

Notes

• On 2022/07/05, the item description gained a sweat meter. Previously, it was only possible to check your current Sweatiness by having the pants equipped.
• Is automatically placed in your inventory for you at the beginning of your run, with the message:

  Do you want to be caught adventuring in anything but the newest ATHLEISUREwear?

  You acquire an item: designer sweatpants

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