Demonic jigsaw
| Demonic jigsaw | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1362 |
| Locations | Shop Class |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+4 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+4 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | blade, body, motor, traps |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a demonic jigsawThis jigsaw is tired of cutting boring straight lines for birdhouses and magazine racks, and it's ready to cut some curvy lines straight through your fragile meatsack body. There will be blood. Oh, yes. There will be blood.
Hit Message(s):
It asks if you would like to play a game. When you don't respond, it saws through your <shoulder>. Oof!
It cuts a curved line across your finger. At least it'll be easy to orient it properly when the doctor's sewing it back on. Oof!
It cuts a fancy curved line across your fingernail. Man, I cringed just telling you that. Oof!
It does a little jig across the table, and a little saw into your <solar plexus>. Oof!
It slips off a piece of wood and lodges itself in the webbing between your thumb and index finger. Oof. Oof!
It traps you in an elaborate trap where you can't get out without a shallow, painful cut on your fingertip. Dangit! Oof!
It sees you, and then it saws you. You teeter and totter around the room, banging into sharp tools, stepping on nails and screws, until you collapse into a belt sander. Life sure has its ups and downs. Oof!
It tries to trap you in an elaborate deathtrap, but you're skilled at avoiding traps at this point.
It asks if you would like to play a game. You reply that no, you would definitely not.
It tries to lodge itself between your thumb and index finger, but you shoot it a middle finger.
It tries to cut a jigsaw into your fingernail, but you give it the finger.
It does a little jig across the table, and you leap aside before it can do a little saw into your <part>.
It tries to cut off your finger, but the blade doesn't have enough tension.
Its flimsy little blade breaks, and it has to go read its manual to figure out how to put a new one on. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: jigsaw blade (25% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: jigsaw blade (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Shop Class.
Notes
References
- Several lines and the eye and swirly cheek design refer to the villain Jigsaw of the Saw movies.
