Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow (Warehouse)
You walk through the door, and since you’re expecting it to lock behind you, you’re not disappointed. You’re standing in what looks like a warehouse: there are massive metal crates stacked throughout the vast room, and a couple of robotic load-lifter exoskeleton thingies for lifting them.
You walk down the rows of crates, wondering if the Holy MacGuffin’s in one of them. As you turn a corner, you almost run into a female elf with an impressive underbite wearing coveralls. Um, the whole elf is wearing the coveralls. Not the underbite. Geez.
”Cripes!” she says, “you startled me. You’d better hide yourself, whoever you are. There’s one of those freaky alien things in here. A big one. I’ve got to take it out.”
”Well, you sound like you know what you’re doing, so I’ll -- hey, what are you doing?”
The female elf pauses in the act of unzipping her coveralls. “I’m going to fight an alien,” she says, “and I’m stripping down to my fighting gear. I’ve got a tiny pair of underwear and a translucent tank top on under this, and I’ll fight it hand to hand, for the glory of my people.”
”Look,” you say, “I think you need to respect yourself a little bit. You can still be a warrior with your clothes on, okay? I’m sure the male elves don’t strip before they fight. Why don’t you just stay dressed, and maybe hop into one of those load lifters over there? Y’know, even up the odds a little bit. It’ll be awesome, I promise.”
You watch the elf climb into one of the robots and flex the hydraulic arms. That was a good thing you did, there. Now you should probably vamoose before that alien shows up. There’s a door with a red cross on it, a door with a biohazard sign on it, and a circular hatch with a faint green glow around it.
| Cross to the Cross |
| Be the Duke of the Hazard |
| Down the Hatch |
References
- This adventure is clearly a reference to the film Aliens.
