Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow (Tavern)
There’s a flash of green light, and a voice says, “time loop engaged.” Weird. You look around and see that the elf who designed this bunker must have had a brother in the lucrative “glowy things” business. It looks kind of like a tavern, but every table, bench, and coat hook is lined with strips of glowing white tape. The ceiling and floor are made out of panels that have the same ethereal glow to them. Even the bottles behind the bar are either full of glowing blue liquid or are empty with lights underneath them. You feel an urge to dress in skin-tight pleather with glowing white tape running up your sides, coupled with an insane desire to play frisbee.
To be honest, it’s a little bit creepy, and the blood spatters everywhere don’t help. You pull out your bunker map to see where to go next, only to find that it’s just a map to the bunker, not a map of it.
Ah, well. There are a couple of gently glowing doors to your left and right. One looks like it leads to a coat check, and the other one says “Your Campsite,” which is passing strange. Oh, or you could probably nip behind the bar for a drink if you want. I won’t tell.
| Have a Drink |
| Check out the Coat Check |
| Go to Your Campsite, Apparently |
References
- The glowy descriptions, white tape, and frisbee are all references to the movie Tron.
