Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow (Sleeping Quarters)
You step through the door into a pitch-dark room. You can’t see anything, but you can hear something smacking its lips, like it’s just waiting to devour you. Now that you’re terrified, you can hear furtive rustling noises as well. You turn around, but the door you came in through has locked itself. Crap.
”Man, I wish there were lights on in here,” you say.
”Lights On,” a mechanical-sounding female voice says, and the room’s suddenly flooded with light. You see that you’re in one of the bunker’s sleeping quarters, and you see (and avert your eyes from) the source of the spooky noises. There are four legs, four arms, and two heads visible beneath a sheet on one of the beds, and you’re pretty sure whatever’s under there isn’t a mutant. One head is male, obviously wearing a wig, and smirking. The other head is female and green.
”Woah!” the smirker says. “I didn’t realize you had green skin. That’s --”
”I know,” the female elf says, “it’s from all the radiation. It’s a dealbreaker, right? I just thought -- I’m a little drunk and -- I should go.” She gets up, wrapped in the sheet, and heads out one of the room’s exit doors.
”Actually, it’s kind of a turn-on!” the smirking elf says as the door closes. “Oh, well. Guess I should refuel before I try that again.” Without looking at you, he boldly goes out of another door.
You look around and see there’s one more unexplored door, this one with a faint green glow around it.
| Follow Captain Smirk |
| Follow the Green Girl |
| Take the Glowing Door |
Occurs Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow
References
- The male elf is an overt reference to Captain Kirk of Star Trek and his proclivity towards have close encounters of the intimate kind.
