Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow (Chair)
The good news is, the door doesn’t lock behind you this time. No, it just silently slides into place and vanishes into the wall. Oh, well.
You’re in a bright white room with nothing in it but a very dental-looking chair. “Please have a seat,” an emotionless female voice says, “and try to remain calm.”
Lacking options, you sit down in the chair. Immediately, steel bands clamp around your arms and legs. “I’m not calm! Not calm!” you shout.
”That is not surprising,” the voice says. “Initiating diagnostic procedure.” A blue light scans up and down your body. You feel slightly violated, in a weird futuristic way.
”Damage minimal. Initiating prophylactic safeguards.”
”You’re giving me a condom -- ow!” a needle pokes you in the arm, and you get a weird crawling sensation all over.”
”Procedure complete.” the voice says. The room goes dark except for a glowing orange circle on the wall. “Please exit through the sub-molecular transport unit.”
You step through the orange circle. Your teeth vibrate painfully, and you’re suddenly back on the surface of Grimace.
Fun fact: your left kneecap is now on your right knee, and vice versa. That’s science for you.
 | You acquire an effect: Heal Thy Nanoself (duration: 10 Adventures) |
