Deep Inside Grimace, Bow Chick-a Bow Bow (Bar)
You walk behind the bar and pick up one of the identical, label-less bottles of glowing blue stuff. Before you can take a swig, though, there’s a little click and a whoosh, and the wall full of bottles swings open to reveal a smaller room behind it.
In there you see an older guy with a white beard and white hair, sitting in the lotus position on a glowing white pedestal. He’s wearing a white robe and a peaceful expression. He looks, now that you get up close, oddly familiar.
”Hey, shouldn’t you be at the Hippy Camp back in the Kingdom?” you say.
Without opening his eyes, the man replies: “you’ve gotta make those neurons jangle, man. Gotta play digital jazz. Chaos. Imperfection. Good news, man.”
”Uh, okay. Where do those doors behind you go?”
”You gotta just lick the sky and see how it tastes, okay, man? Do you get it now, man? Or are you out of your element?” The man’s eyes open and he smiles at you. “It’s a digital confluential revolution, man.”
”Okay, so, does the one on the left go, for example, to a bathroom? Or a broom closet? Can you give me anything to work with, here, man?” Great. Now you’re doing it.
The man closes his eyes again and ignores you. After a while, holographic rain starts falling over his head, vanishing as it hits the pedestal. It’s pretty, but pointless.
| Go Back to the Glowy Tavern |
| Try That One Door |
| Try the Other Door, Man |
References
- The "older guy" is Kevin Flynn; specifically from Tron:Legacy. The "shouldn't you be at the Hippy Camp" comment refers to how similar Jeff Bridges plays the character to his same character of The Dude from The Big Lebowski
