Deck of Every Card (Effects Table)
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This is a condensed list of possible outcomes when drawing a card from your Deck of Every Card.
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| Card Name | Effect Type | Effect | Notes |
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| X of Clubs | Item | Get X (2-10) Seal-clubbing club and 3 PvP fights | |
| X of Diamonds | Item | Get X (2-10) cubic zirconia | Autosell for 100 meat each |
| X of Hearts | Item | Get X (2-10) bubblegum heart | Each restores 80-100 HP when used |
| X of Spades | Item | Get X (2-10) grave robbing shovel | Also gain X letters of the puzzle. |
| X of Papayas | Item | Get X (2-10) papaya | |
| X of Kumquats | Item | Get X (2-10) kumquat | |
| X of Salads | Item | Get X (2-10) delicious salad | |
| X of Coins | Item | Get X (2-5) valuable coin | Autosell for 500 meat each |
| X of Cups | Item | Get X (2-5) drinks | Any drink? fountain 'soda' ; Neuromancer ; ocean motion ; shot of tomato schnapps |
| X of Swords | Item | Get X (2-5) swords | Any sword? |
| X of Wands | Buff | Get X (2-5) random effects | 5 adventures each of 2-5 effects (any effect? exceptions unknown) |
| 0 - The Fool | Buff | Dancin' Fool (20 adventures) | +200% Moxie |
| I - The Magician | Buff | Magicianship (20 adventures) | +200% Mysticality |
| II - The High Priestess | Monster | Fight a Hippy | |
| III - The Empress | Stats | Gain 500 mysticality stats | |
| IV - The Emperor | Monster | Fight The Emperor | Obtain 1 piece of The Emperor's New Clothes outfit |
| V - The Hierophant | Monster | Fight a Dude | |
| VI - The Lovers | Stats | Gain 500 moxie stats | |
| VII - The Chariot | Monster | Fight a Construct | |
| IX - The Hermit | Monster | Fight The Hermit | Seems unbeatable. Gain hermit factoid upon losing. |
| X - The Wheel of Fortune | Buff | Fortune of the Wheel (20 adventures) | +100% Item Drops |
| XI - Strength | Buff | Strongly Motivated (20 adventures) | +200% Muscle |
| XII - The Hanged Man | Monster | Fight an Orc | |
| XIII - Death | Monster | Fight an Undead enemy | |
| XIV - Temperance | Monster | Fight a Hobo | |
| XV - The Devil | Monster | Fight a Demon | |
| XVI - The Tower | Item | Get a random dungeon key | Will give you one you do not currently have in your inventory. |
| XVII - The Star | Monster | Fight a Constellation | |
| XVIII - The Moon | Monster | Fight Horror | |
| XXI - The World | Stats | Gain 500 muscle stats | |
| Plains | Item | Get white mana | |
| Swamp | Item | Get black mana | |
| Mountain | Item | Get red mana | |
| Forest | Item | Get green mana | |
| Island | Item | Get blue mana | |
| Healing Salve | Skill | Learn Healing Salve | If already known, get white mana. Costs 1 white mana to gain 3,000 HP in combat. |
| Dark Ritual | Skill | Learn Dark Ritual | If already known, get black mana. Costs 1 black mana to gain 3,000 MP out of combat. |
| Lightning bolt | Skill | Learn Lightning Bolt | If already known, get red mana. Costs 1 red mana to deal 3,000 damage. |
| Giant Growth | Skill | Learn Giant Growth | If already known, get green mana. Costs 1 green mana to gain +300% to all stats for 1 Adventure in combat. |
| Ancestral Recall | Skill | Learn Ancestral Recall | If already known, get blue mana. Costs 1 blue mana to gain 3 Adventures. Limit 10 casts/day. |
| The Hive | Monster | Fight a Bug | |
| Goblin Sapper | Monster | Fight a Goblin | |
| Fire Elemental | Monster | Fight an Elemental | |
| Unstable Portal | Monster | Fight a Weird enemy | |
| Lead Pipe | Item | Get lead pipe (1-handed club) |
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| Rope | Item | Get rope (1-handed whip) |
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| Wrench | Item | Get wrench (1-handed utensil) |
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| Candlestick | Item | Get candlestick (1-handed wand) |
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| Knife | Item | Get knife (1-handed knife) |
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| Revolver | Item | Get revolver (1-handed pistol) |
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| Professor Plum | Item | Get 10 plum | |
| Spare Tire | Item | Get tires | |
| Extra Tank | Item | Get full meat tank | |
| Sheep | Item | Get 3 stone wool | |
| Year of Plenty | Item | Get 5 random foods | |
| Mine | Item | Get chrome ore, asbestos ore, and linoleum ore | |
| Laboratory | Item | Get 5 random potions | |
| Werewolf | Monster | Fight a Beast | |
| Go Fish | Monster | Fight a Fish | |
| Plantable Greeting Card | Monster | Fight a Plant | |
| Pirate Greeting Card | Monster | Fight a Pirate | |
| Christmas Card | Monster | Fight an Elf | |
| Gift Card | Item | Get Gift card | Use to receive a random draw from the Deck of Every Card, but only if you do not own a Deck. |
| Suit Warehouse Discount Card | Monster | Fight a Penguin | |
| 1952 Mickey Mantle | Item | Get 1952 Mickey Mantle card | Autosell 10000 meat |
| Slimer Trading Card | Monster | Fight a Slime | |
| Aquarius Horoscope | Monster | Fight a Mer-Kin | |
| Hunky Fireman Card | Monster | Fight a Humanoid | |
| Green Card | Monster | Fight legal alien | |
| The Race Card | Buff | Racing! (20 adventures) | +200% Combat Initiative |
Notes
- You can only cheat any particular card once per day. Cards cheated on a day will not be available in the Cheat menu again until Rollover.
- Random monster cards will only produce monsters which are copyable and have factoids.
