Decent lumberjack

Decent lumberjack
Monster ID	233
Locations	Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points	35
Attack	35
Defense	31
No-Hit	45
Initiative	60
Meat	16-24
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
	Drops disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine
Pickpocket	manly bloomers
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a decent lumberjack

This lumberjack is only okay. I mean, you get a full day's work out of him, and everything, but he has some strange habits.

Hit Message(s):

He kicks you in the knee with his high heels. What kind of lumberjack wears high heels? Argh! Ugh! Ouch!

He skips and jumps around you, then presses you like a wildflower. Ow! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He garottes you with one of his suspenders and repeatedly bangs your head into a tree. Blood and maple syrup flow like wine. Ugh! Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you with his high heels, but starts blubbering when you make fun of them.

He tries to press you like a wildflower, but you're unimpressed.

Fumble Message:

He runs at you, but one of his suspenders gets caught on a jutting branch and he slingshots backward comically. You can laugh. It's funny. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*

You acquire an item: disbelief suspenders (10.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: jack flapper (10.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: poutine (29.6% chance)*

You gain 7 <substat>.

Notes

Also sometimes encountered at Life Ain't Nothin But Witches and Mummies which occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield manly bloomers from about 15% of pickpocket attempts.
A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:

You acquire an effect: Axe Wound
(duration: 10 Adventures)

The adventure text and several of the attack messages refer to "The Lumberjack Song", by Monty Python: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK / I sleep all night and I work all day", "I cut down trees, I skip and jump / I love to press wild flow'rs", "I cut down trees, I wear high heels / Suspenders and a bra."