Deactivated MicroMechaMech

deactivated MicroMechaMech This is a miniature replica of a miniature replica of a MicroMechaMech. I mean, it's just that small. Remember, IfItDoesn'tSayMicroMechaMech, It'sNotTheRealThing! Hatches into: MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech Type: familiar Selling Price: 200 Meat. (In-game plural: deactivated MicroMechaMechs)

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Recipe

	cog	flange	sprocket			cog	flange	spring
	clockwork widget			cog	spring	clockwork thingamajig			spring	sprocket
	clockwork spine					clockwork claws					clockwork key
	deactivated MicroMechaMech

When Used

You put the deactivated MicroMechaMech in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

You activate the MechaMechMech and it fires a tiny laser at your hand, which would be cute if it didn't sting like the dickens. You hastily drop it into the Terrarium, where it stomps around looking for spikey-haired morons to shoot. You lose 3 hit points.

You decide to name him Gulliam.

(If your HP is reduced to zero by the Mech's laser, you receive 4 turns Beaten Up instead of the usual 3.)

References

• The item description refers to commercials for the Micro Machines toys, whose tagline, delivered at high speed by NASCAR announcer John Moschitta, was "If it doesn't say Micro Machines, then it's not the real thing."
• In Final Fantasy 6, the names of a number of items and monsters would be written without spaces, but with each word capitalised.
• The "spikey-headed moron" refers to the stereotypical Protagonist in a console RPG, a specimen of which is found aboard the Penultimate Fantasy Airship.

Collection

	TOP 10 deactivated MicroMechaMech collections
	1. Mikel - 1015 | 2. SentiuS - 292 | 3. pHAntoMtrogdor - 164 | 4. the Mayor of Fuzzytown - 137 | 5. Mrmongoose - 85 6. Mistress of the Obvious - 68 | 7. Birdy - 40 | 8. Pastahead - 35 | 9. Nikademus - 27 | 10. Tigrid - 26 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings