This is a shard from a glacier of ice,
(In-game plural: dangerous jerkcicles)
- The Glacier of Jerks
- Brock "Rocky" Flox
- Dolores D. Smiley
- Hugo Von Douchington
- Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr
- Wacky Zack Flacky
- Against The Large-Bellied Snitch:
- You say, "hush with your gossip! You're shallow and fickle!"
The Snitch tattles on, so you grab a jerkcicle,
You toss with a flip and a quip and a twitch,
And it lands point-side up right in front of the Snitch.
- Against Mammon the Elephant:
|You shout, "I'll call you vinegar; you're in a pickle!"|
Then flick your wrist deftly and toss a jerkcicle,
It stabs Mammon deep in the gut as he lumbers
(The damage it did you'll see in these blue numbers)! X.
- Against anyone else:
|You toss the jerkcicle as neat as you please,|
It takes 20-40 damage and dies by degrees.
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