Dancing mushroom guy

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Dancing mushroom guy
Monster ID 1806
Locations The Fungal Nethers (as a Disco Bandit)
Hit Points 20
Attack 20
Defense 35
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg, torso
cool mushroom, cool spore pod
Manuel Entry
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dancing mushroom guy You're fighting a dancing mushroom guy

This mushroom guy is spinning and twirling toward you like an extra in one of those cartoons set to classical music. Fortunately, you're well aware of the difference between dancing for fun and dancing with the intention of beating the crap out of someone.

Hit Message(s):

It dances the tango with you. Well, it knocks you down and stomps on you, which is not really a tango, but you try telling it that. Ow! Ow!

It breakdances on your <head>. By which I mean it dances, and your <nipple> breaks. Eek! Ugh!

The two of you do a little swing dancing, which ends with it swinging you into a stalagmite. Ow! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It knocks you down and does a samba on your skull. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It takes two to tango, but both of them have to have arms.

It tries to breakdance on your <skull>, but the best it can manage is The Worm.

It tries to swing dance with you, but it's too jittery to do the jitterbug.

Fumble Message:

It tries to headbutt you, but you dodge and it does some impromptu breakdancing. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Plaidroom.gifYou acquire an item: cool mushroom (% chance)*
Pod cool.gifYou acquire an item: cool spore pod (% chance)*
You gain 5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Fungal Nethers if you are a Disco Bandit.