Dancing mushroom guy
|Dancing mushroom guy|
|Locations||The Fungal Nethers (as a Disco Bandit)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, torso|
This mushroom guy is spinning and twirling toward you like an extra in one of those cartoons set to classical music. Fortunately, you're well aware of the difference between dancing for fun and dancing with the intention of beating the crap out of someone.
It dances the tango with you. Well, it knocks you down and stomps on you, which is not really a tango, but you try telling it that. Ow! Oof!
The two of you do a little swing dancing, which ends with it swinging you into a stalagmite. Argh! Eek!
It knocks you down and does a samba on your skull. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ouch!
It takes two to tango, but both of them have to have arms.
It tries to breakdance on your <shins>, but the best it can manage is The Worm.
It tries to swing dance with you, but it's too jittery to do the jitterbug.
It tries to headbutt you, but you dodge and it does some impromptu breakdancing. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: cool mushroom (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: cool spore pod (% chance)*|
|You gain 5 <substat>.|