Dairy ooze
| Dairy ooze | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 69 |
| Locations | The Daily Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 8 |
| Attack | 13 |
| Defense | 11 |
| No-Hit | 23 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 10-14 |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 50% |
| Monster Parts | head, pseudopod |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a dairy oozeThis room is guarded by an unusually aggressive milky discharge. Trust me, it's as nasty as it sounds.
Hit Message(s):
It coats your <lower back> with nasty, chunky, curdled nastiness. Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
It knocks you down with its rotten-dairy stench. Eek! Argh! Ooh!
It spills itself all over you. Despite conventional wisdom, it makes you cry. Ooh! Ugh!
It smacks you with several unusually large curds. No whey, man. Ow!
It charges forward and discharges an exceptionally nasty barrage of foul-smelling liquid. You pass out. Ouch! Ow! (stench damage)
It tries to coat you with nasty, chunky, curdled nastiness, but you step aside.
It tries to knock you down with its rotten-dairy stench, but you breathe through your mouth. Mouth-breather.
It starts to spill itself toward you, but you jump aside, not even bothering to cry.
It tries to smack you with some robust curds, but there's no whey you're standing still for that.
It tries to soak into your <thigh>, but you decline to soak in it.
It tries to ooze all over you, but you're lactose intolerant (in that you won't tolerate dairy-based monsters getting all up on you).
It charges forward to attack again, but gets sucked down a nearby drain. You wait as it passes through the dungeon drainage system and enters the room again from outside. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 10-14 Meat (average: 12, stdev: 1.15)* |
 | You acquire an item: mana curds (100% chance)* |
| You gain 3-4 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
Notes
- This monsters resists 50% of all elemental and physical damage.
References
- The hit message about it making you cry, as well as the miss message about not bothering to cry, refers the age-old proverb "It's no use crying over spilt milk".
- The hit and miss messages about hitting you with curds and "no whey" are a pair of terrible puns, playing on the pronunciation of whey and the fact that curds and whey is cottage cheese, hence why dairy ooze uses it as an attack.
