Cursed swash buckle
Here's an important lesson you can learn from pirates: You need swash. You gotta have lots of swash. But, you can't just leave your swash flapping around loose. That's careless. You gotta buckle that swash down tight. Keep that swash under control. Otherwise, you might get it caught on something. Can't have that! You'll get it all torn up! Torn swash isn't any good to anyone. Practice safe swash. I'm pretty drunk. Thank you and good night.
(In-game plural: cursed swash buckles)
|cursed pirate cutlass | cursed swash buckle | cursed tricorn hat
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