Crusty pirate
| Crusty pirate | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 625 |
| Locations | The F'c'le |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 100 |
| Defense | 90 |
| No-Hit | 110 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 52-78 |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a crusty pirateThis pirate is a crusty old salt covered with crusty old salt (and barrrnacles). His attitude and his hygiene habits combine for perfect crusty synergy. You hope he's a member of the upper crust, because you really don't want anything to do with his lower crust.
Hit Message(s):
He scrapes you with his crust. Oof! Eek! Ugh!
He scrapes you with his crust, which strikes you as unjust. Oof! Eek! Ooh!
He scratches you with his crust. You hope there's no rust in his crust - you haven't had your shots. Eek! Argh! Argh!
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, he beats you to a pulp with his crust. Oof! Ooh! Ouch!
One of the many barrrnacles encrusting the pirate latches onto you and sucks until you have a giant hickey on your forehead. Man, that's going to be hard to explain to the in-laws. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
He tries to scrape you with his crust, but misses.
He tries to encrust you, but you entrust him with the duty of failing to hit you.
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, he failed to beat you up with his crust.
He tries to encrust you, but his crust is a bust (and his bust is encrusted).
The crusty pirate trips over some rigging and falls on his face. The barrrnacles encrusting him quickly grab onto the deck, and he has to take a few minutes to free himself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 52-78 Meat (average: 65, stdev: 5.7)* |
 | You acquire an item: barrrnacle (15.2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tarrrnish charrrm (10.8% chance)* |
| You gain 25 <substat>. |
Occurs at the F'c'le.
References
- This pirate may be a reference to the pirates aboard The Flying Dutchman in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, who were generally covered in, and eventually turned into, crustaceans.
- More likely, and disgustingly so, it is a reference to [1]
- "Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust" is commonly used during burial services, and is adapted from Genesis 3:19 (King James version).
