Crusty hippy jewelry maker
|Crusty hippy jewelry maker|
|Locations||The Hippy Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This hippy makes bead necklaces held together with, and inspired by, lots of hemp.
He whips you with a long strand of hemp. Apparently he's some kind of Indiana Stoner. Ouch! Ouch! (stench damage)
He claws you in the knee with his crusty fingernails. Ewwww. Oof! Argh! (stench damage)
He whips out a necklace made of hemp, torquoise, clay beads, and driftwood, and uses it as a garotte wire. The pressure on your larynx makes you dance a brisk gavotte while he garottes you. Oof! Argh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He tries to whip you with a strand of hemp, but you magically light the hemp on fire. He seems to calm down some.
He tries to kick you with his dirty, crusty feet, but your survival skills kick in just in time.
He tries to claw you with his crusty fingernails, but gets distracted by an itch and has to use them to scratch.
He starts to attack again, but is suddenly inspired by the beauty of nature around him to create another god-awful-hideous piece of jewelry. Vaguely ironic, that. Don't you vaguely think? (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: hemp string (30.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (3.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (1.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: phat turquoise bead (10.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: beach glass bead (10.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: clay peace-sign bead (10.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)*|
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
|You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*|
|You gain 8 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
- "Indiana Stoner" refers to Indiana Jones's use of a whip and the term "stoned," which means high on drugs.
- The fumble message refers to the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morisette.
- The hemp on fire message alludes to the fact that hemp is another name for cannabis, which has a sedative effect when smoked.