Crusty hippy

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Crusty hippy
Monster ID 54
Locations The Hippy Camp
Hit Points 30
Attack 41
Defense 36
No-Hit 51
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum hippy
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant, windchimes
Quest Spanish fly
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
crusty hippy You're fighting a crusty hippy

This is an extremely filthy hippy. I mean, exceptionally. This hippy has a smell that has a personality.

Hit Message(s):

He whips you in the eye with his crusty, nasty dreadlocks. Oof! Argh! (stench damage)

He bangs on a set of bongo drums until you have a massive headache. Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)

He engulfs you in a cloud of smoke, patchouli oil, and pure essence of funk. You stagger and gag. Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. Argh! Ow! Ugh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.

He bangs on his "bongo drums" until you accompany him on the "hippy-stabbing sword."

He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again.

Fumble Message:

He starts to attack again, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. The screeching sound his smell makes as it dies is pretty offputting, but not dangerous. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):
He reads you a three-hundred page treatise of socialism that he wrote last night when he was, like, totally wasted and everything seemed, like, so clear, you know? Your brain starts to bleed. Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
Disease.gifYou acquire an effect: Socialismydia
(duration: 10 Adventures)

After Combat

Cords.gifYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (4.9% chance)*
Dreadsack.gifYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (5.0% chance)*
Bongo.gifYou acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: reodorant (5.3% chance)*
Chimes.gifYou acquire an item: windchimes (30.6% chance)*
Spanishfly.gifYou acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hippy Camp.


  • The description may be a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own.