|Locations||The Hippy Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is an extremely filthy hippy. I mean, exceptionally. This hippy has a smell that has a personality.
He whips you in the eye with his crusty, nasty dreadlocks. Ugh! Ugh! (stench damage)
He bangs on a set of bongo drums until you have a massive headache. Argh! Oof! (stench damage)
He engulfs you in a cloud of smoke, patchouli oil, and pure essence of funk. You stagger and gag. Oof! Oof! (stench damage)
He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. Argh! Ugh! Argh! (stench damage)
He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.
He bangs on his "bongo drums" until you accompany him on the "hippy-stabbing sword."
He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again.
He starts to attack again, but slips and falls into a puddle of water. The screeching sound his smell makes as it dies is pretty offputting, but not dangerous. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an effect: Socialismydia|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
|You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (4.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (5.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: hippy bongo (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: reodorant (5.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: windchimes (30.6% chance)*|
- With a Spanish fly trap equipped.
|You acquire an item: Spanish fly (25% chance)*|
|You gain 8 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.