Croqueteer
| Croqueteer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 929 |
| Locations | A Moment of Reflection |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Scales with player's Moxie (max 400) |
| Defense | Scales with player's Muscle (max 400) |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a croqueteerYou grab your flamingo mallet and your hedgehog ball, and tee off to go through the first wicket. Unfortunately, a crocqueteer next to you is teeing off at the same time, and your two hedgehogs start fighting. At least, it looks like they're fighting. I wouldn't look too closely, if I were you.
Anyway, the crocqueteer looks at you with mallets in his eyes, and swings his mallet at your face.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you with his pink flamingo. It's a tacky, painful attack. Eek! Ooh! Ow!
He smacks you with his mallet. In other words, he makes a bird stab you with its beak. Argh! Eek! Ow!
His flamingo stabs you with its mohawk. Woah, a punk flamingo. Eek! Oof! Ouch!
He throws his croquet ball at you. In other words, he hits you in the face with a hedgehog. Ow! Eek! Argh!
He hurls his hedgehog at your head. The good news is it doesn't land spiny-side up. The bad news is you get all four sets of claws and some vicious little teeth, all trying to remodel your face. Argh! Ow! Ow!
He tries to smack you with his pink flamingo, but isn't trashy enough to make it work.
He tries to smack you with his mallet, but it has flown a few yards away.
His flamingo stops to do a little flamenco dancing.
He tries to throw his hedgehog at you, but it's hiding under a hedge. He probably should have seen that coming.
He drops his mallet, and while he's picking it up, the hedgehog crawls away. Then he goes to retrieve the hedgehog, but the flamingo flies off -- it goes on for a while in that vein. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain some Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: croquet hedgehog (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: flamingo mallet (5% chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs as a choice in A Moment of Reflection
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
