Crimbuccaneer privateer
| Crimbuccaneer privateer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2436 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, circuitry |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer privateerThis guy didn't even know there was a war going, he just heard there was a signing bonus.
Hit Message(s):
He violently turns out your pockets, looking for Meat. He doesn't find any, but he does deliver a painful wedgie. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Argh!
He dances a jig while counting his money, and accidentally steps on your toe in the process. Argh! Eek! Eek! Eek! Ouch!
He pulls out a knife he just bought and stabs you in the <ankle> with it. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He pulls out a knife he just bought and stabs you in the <arse> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Argh!
He briefly stops attacking you to check your pockets for loose Meat.
He freezes for a few moments, as if something in his brain has short-circuited.
He would attack you, but they don't pay him enough for that.
He would attack you, but they don't pay him enough for that. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War and The Embattled Factory while not wearing either of the Crimbuccaneer rigging or Elf Guard Fatigues outfits.
