Crimbuccaneer grognard

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Crimbuccaneer grognard
Monster ID 2419
Locations The Bar At War, while in Elf Guard Fatigues
Hit Points 0
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum pirate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, old-school pirate grog, Cocktails of the Age of Sail
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Crimbuccaneer grognard You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer grognard

This pirate likes war the way it used to be. None of this "getting behind cover" or "actively reloading your weapon" or "regenerating health" crap.

Hit Message(s):

She gives you a good old-fashioned beating with a good old-fashioned stick. To be fair, stick technology has remained pretty much the same for millenia. Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Eek!

She pauses mid-complaint to belch loudly in your face. Eek! Eek! Oof! Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

She hoists a grog tankard, takes a big gulp, then pours the rest on your <giblets>. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She complains about your weapon for a while. They didn't used to have those, and things were fine.

She doesn't attack you, opting instead to complain about the synthetic fabrics used to make your uniform.

She hoists a grog tankard, takes a big gulp, then takes another big gulp, then another and another until the grog is all gone. "What was I doing, again?" she asks.

Fumble Message:

She doesn't attack you, opting instead to complain about the synthetic fabrics used to make your uniform. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crimbucmoney.gifYou acquire 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12
Crimbuctankard.gifYou acquire an item: old-school pirate grog (5% chance)*
Book4.gifYou acquire an item: Cocktails of the Age of Sail (0.5% chance)*

Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing Elf Guard Fatigues.

Notes

References

  • A grognard is a nerd who is perhaps a little too passionate about older war games and roleplaying games.