Creme Brulee Torch of Fury

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Creme Brulee Torch of Fury
Monster ID 1297
Locations A Kitchen Drawer
Hit Points 12
Attack 12
Defense 8
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts flame, handle
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
Manuel Entry
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Creme Brulee Torch of Fury You're fighting a Creme Brulee Torch of Fury

This furious creme brulee torch is ready to carmelize the crap out of some sugar on top of a phlegm-consistency custard! It's ready to add that lovely charcoal flavor everyone wants out of a dessert! Woo yeah!

Hit Message(s):

It caramelizes your <giblets>. You probably shouldn't have sprinkled all that sugar on top of your <ear> to begin with. Eek! (hot damage)

It tosses a disc of caramelized sugar at you, slicing your <knee> and <eye>. Eek!

It splashes you with gross custard. Some of it gets in your mouth. Eek! (sleaze damage)

It tries to burn you, but it's out of butane, so it brains you with its handle instead. Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It turns up the heat and turns your <nipple> into Cajun-style blackened <ankle>. On the plus side, you smell delicious. Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to caramelize your <head>, but you leap away.

It tosses a disc of caramelized sugar at you, but you dodge. Sweet!

It tries to splash you with gross custard, but you're dis custard enough to dodge.

It tries to brain you with its handle, but you've got brains enough to dodge.

Fumble Message:

It runs out of butane, and clicks for a minute, too full of fury to think up an alternate attack. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bruleetorch.gifYou acquire an item: Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury (25% chance)*

Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.