Creme Brulee Torch of Fury
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| Creme Brulee Torch of Fury | |
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| Monster ID | 1297 |
| Locations | A Kitchen Drawer |
| Hit Points | 12 |
| Attack | 12 |
| Defense | 8 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | flame, handle |
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You're fighting a Creme Brulee Torch of FuryThis furious creme brulee torch is ready to carmelize the crap out of some sugar on top of a phlegm-consistency custard! It's ready to add that lovely charcoal flavor everyone wants out of a dessert! Woo yeah!
Hit Message(s):
It caramelizes your <nipple>. You probably shouldn't have sprinkled all that sugar on top of your <throat> to begin with. Argh! (hot damage)
It tosses a disc of caramelized sugar at you, slicing your <foot> and <kidney>. Eek!
It splashes you with gross custard. Some of it gets in your mouth. Oof! (sleaze damage)
It tries to burn you, but it's out of butane, so it brains you with its handle instead. Eek!
It turns up the heat and turns your <face> into Cajun-style blackened <forehead>. On the plus side, you smell delicious. Ow! Argh! (hot damage)
It tries to caramelize your <solar plexus>, but you leap away.
It tosses a disc of caramelized sugar at you, but you dodge. Sweet!
It tries to splash you with gross custard, but you're dis custard enough to dodge.
It tries to brain you with its handle, but you've got brains enough to dodge.
It runs out of butane, and clicks for a minute, too full of fury to think up an alternate attack. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury (25%(?) chance)* |
Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.
