Creme Brulee Torch of Fury
|Creme Brulee Torch of Fury
|A Kitchen Drawer
This furious creme brulee torch is ready to carmelize the crap out of some sugar on top of a phlegm-consistency custard! It's ready to add that lovely charcoal flavor everyone wants out of a dessert! Woo yeah!
It splashes you with gross custard. Some of it gets in your mouth. Eek! (sleaze damage)
It tries to burn you, but it's out of butane, so it brains you with its handle instead. Ow!
It tries to caramelize your <head>, but you leap away.
It tosses a disc of caramelized sugar at you, but you dodge. Sweet!
It tries to splash you with gross custard, but you're dis custard enough to dodge.
It tries to brain you with its handle, but you've got brains enough to dodge.
It runs out of butane, and clicks for a minute, too full of fury to think up an alternate attack. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury (25% chance)*
Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.