Creepy Ginger Twin
| Creepy Ginger Twin | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1243 |
| Locations | Twin Peak |
| Hit Points | 95 |
| Attack | 95 |
| Defense | 86 |
| Initiative | 30 |
| Meat | 44-66 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel | fireclutch |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Creepy Ginger TwinOn the other side of one of the hedges in the hedge maze, you hear two identical-sounding voices having a conversation. "Great, more twins," you think to yourself, but when you get around the corner, there's only one person there.
She's covered in freckles, but her ginger hair has been dyed a frizzled blonde. She's wearing ill-fitting little girl's clothes, even though her body says she's at least in her twenties and her face says she's either a lot older than that or has some serious city mileage on her.
"Oh, look, Hallie, a new friend!" she says, her eyes glassy. Then she steps to the right and answers herself, in a British accent: "Oh, Annie, I do hope they'll be our friend!"
"Um. This is a little weird for me. . ." you respond.
"Another hater! Go get 'em, Hallie!" she shouts, and lunges at you.
Hit Message(s):
She shouts, "I know who killed me!" you point out that doesn't make any sense, and she kicks you in the <forehead>. Eek! Eek!
She spikes you in the instep with a stiletto heel. Oof! Ouch!
She scratches you with her ragged fingernails. What a mean girl. Argh! Ugh!
Hallie punches you, then Annie punches you. The punches feel exactly the same, and very painful. Ouch! Eek!
She pulls out a magic wand and hurls a fireball at you, hitting you right in the crotch. Yipe! Firecrotch! Ugh! Ugh! (hot damage)
She stops to swig something out of a flask and snort something off of a fingernail. Man, this girl's a mess.
She tries to spike you in the instep with a stiletto heel, but both heels are stuck in the dirt and she can't pull them free.
She tries to scratch you, but you dodge. What a mean girl.
Hallie says it's Annie's turn to punch you, but Annie argues that it's Hallie's turn.
She stalks toward you, but trips over a trash can and falls in headfirst. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: creepy ginger ale (15.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: stolen necklace (5.7% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: fireclutch (??% chance)* |
References
- This monster is a big reference to the actress Lindsay Lohan. Several of her movies are referenced: The Parent Trap (in which she played opposite herself as twins through film editing), I Know Who Killed Me and Mean Girls. Possibly also Get a Clue and Life Size.
