Crazy bastard sword

crazy bastard sword This is the sword formerly wielded by a crazy bastard. He wanted to hit you with it, but instead, you hit him with something and took it. Go, you! Type: weapon (1-handed sword) Damage: 13 - 25 Muscle Required: 25 Cannot be discarded Weapon Damage +30 +10% chance of Critical Hit +6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. (In-game plural: crazy bastard swords)

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Obtained From

The Sleazy Back Alley

crazy bastard (occurs ultra rarely)

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Prize

The Raffle House

Notes

• Pulverizing this item yields an ultimate wad in addition to the expected 3 twinkly nuggets.
• On October 1st, 2008, after much discussion of the stainless steel shillelagh's advantages over it, this item's enchantments were upgraded. They were previously Muscle +10, Melee Damage +15, and 3x chance of Critical Hit.
• Second prize in The Raffle House on February 12, 2008.
• There exists a stuffed version of this item.
• Before May 1, 2012 this used to give 7 extra PvP fights.

References

• A certain type of longsword can also be referred to as a "bastard sword". A bastard sword is typically larger and is often referred to as a "hand-and-a-half sword."
• The description text is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Bastard Wants to Hit Me, "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me".

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage
• Critical Hit Chance
• Extra PvP Fights

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