Craggy bartender

Craggy bartender
Monster ID	1659
Locations	The Rowdy Saloon
Hit Points	75% of Defense, max 750
Attack	Player's Moxie+1, max 1000
Defense	Player's Muscle+1, max 1000
Initiative	0
Meat	32-48
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso, towel
Drops glass of herbal tequila, shot of mescal, whiskey in a broken glass
Manuel	damp bar rag
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a craggy bartender

You might think this saloon would be a terribly dangerous place to work, but this bartender is actually the safest guy here -- nobody wants to have to pour their own drinks, after all. And who would stand here polishing the same glass over and over with a thirty-year old bar rag?

Hit Message(s):

The bartender gives you a shot of Old Red Eye. Right in the eye. Oof!

The bartender gives you a free shot. From the shotgun he keeps under the counter. It's on the house. Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

The bartender calmly polishes a heavy glass beer mug, then smashes you in the head with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof!

Miss Message(s):

The bartender glares at you like you've just asked for an appletini.

The bartender starts to shoot you, but can't bear to give away a shot for free.

Fumble Message:

The bartender just sort of stares at you while polishing a glass. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 32-48 Meat. (average: 40, stdev: 3.65)*

You acquire an item: glass of herbal tequila (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: shot of mescal (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: whiskey in a broken glass (15% chance)*

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Occurs at The Rowdy Saloon.