You approach what appears to be a spinning turntable, but instead of a record on top it has a spooky whirling face made of dough, and instead of music, it is producing a dreadful certainty that this face wants to eat your soul.
The face grimaces and turns itself inside out. Seeing it makes your <skull> turn inside out as well.
The face winks at you, and there is a stabbing pain in your <solar plexus>.
The face floats toward you, whispering things that are not quite words. Your guts twist. (spooky damage)
The face floats toward you, whispering things that are not quite words. Your guts twist. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Oof!
The crêep spins eerily (but harmlessly) in midair for a while.
The crêpemakes a spooky face at you, but you make a spooky face right back and cancel it out.
The face floats toward you, but you say "Hey, crêpe, you don't belong here."
The face floats toward you, but you say "Hey, crêpe, you don't belong here." (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: wad of dough (25% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: crêepy mask (30% chance)*|
Occurs at Madness Bakery.