Cotton Mouthed

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Cotton Mouthed

Cotton Mouthed

For some reason, you've stuffed a wad of cotton in your mouth. Now your mouth is drier than a desert made of Steven Wright's wit.

So dry! It's from yesterday!

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  • Despite the allusion to Steven Wright, "So dry! It's from yesterday!" isn't actually one of his jokes. As explained here, "It's so dry is from Bjorn's roommate who went to McDonalds and got a chicken sandwich and said 'It was so dry, it's from yesterday' so for the rest of our lives when it's dry, we suggest it comes from yesterday."