Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP
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Description
The page provides a cost analysis of the common ways of restoring HP and MP (omitting dropped items and other inapplicable ways of restoring).
Purchasable MP Restorers
Below is a list of MP restorers that can be bought from in game stores. There are many more MP restorers which can be found as monster drops, but as such cannot be given a meat value and will cost adventures to acquire.
Source | MP Gain | Cost | Meat per MP | Notes |
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tonic water | 30-50 (40 avg) | 70 Meat and 1 Still use | 1.75 | Requires access to Nash Crosby's Still, limit 10 per day. |
Internal Soda Machine | 20 | 10 | 2 | Requires Nuclear Autumn path |
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic after Quest | 9-11 (10 avg) | 60 Meat | 6 | This price requires doing a Quest |
black cherry soda | 9-11 (10 avg) | 80 Meat | 8 | Requires access to The Black Market, opens during the level 11 quest. |
Knob Goblin seltzer | 8-12 (10 avg) | 80 Meat | 8 | Can be bought from the Dispensary. |
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic before Quest | 9-11 (10 avg) | 90 Meat | 9 | |
Regular Cloaca Cola Diet Cloaca Cola Cherry Cloaca Cola |
7-9 (8 avg) | 80 Meat | 10 | Requires access to The White Citadel. |
soda water | 3-5 (4 avg) | 70 Meat | 17.5 | |
magical mystery juice | Variable | 100 Meat | Variable | Requires access to Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery. |
Magical Mystery Juice
Magical mystery juice costs 100 meat or 95 meat if you are wearing Travoltan trousers. The amount of MP restored equals (1.5 * level) + (4 to 6). Note: If you are farming and using Magical mystery juice you should use this instead of the A Comfy Sofa when you have 333.4 or higher MPA (Meat Per Adventure) however there may be better alternatives at some level.
Level | Average MP Gain | Meat per MP | 5-finger |
---|---|---|---|
1 | 6.5 | 15.385 | 14.615 |
2 | 8 | 12.5 | 11.875 |
3 | 9.5 | 10.526 | 10 |
4 | 11 | 9.091 | 8.636 |
5 | 12.5 | 8 | 7.6 |
6 | 14 | 7.143 | 6.786 |
7 | 15.5 | 6.452 | 6.129 |
8 | 17 | 5.882 | 5.588 |
9 | 18.5 | 5.405 | 5.135 |
10 | 20 | 5 | 4.75 |
11 | 21.5 | 4.651 | 4.524 |
12 | 23 | 4.348 | 4.13 |
13 | 24.5 | 4.082 | 3.878 |
14 | 26 | 3.846 | 3.654 |
15 | 27.5 | 3.636 | 3.455 |
Notable levels:
- Level 4: MMJ beats pre Quest galaktic if you have 5-finger discount
- Level 5: MMJ beats pre Quest galaktic, matches black cherry soda and knob goblin seltzer. It beats them with 5-finger discount.
- Level 8: MMJ beats Quest discounted galaktic.
- Level 9: MMJ becomes available to Accordion Thief class
- Level 35: MMJ beats tonic water
HP Restorers
For meat:
Source | HP Gain | Cost | Meat per HP | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | Full HP | 100 Meat & 1 Spleen | varies | Requires access to The Smacketeria. Costs 1 spleen to use. |
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir after quest | 18-20 | 80 Meat | 4.21 | This price requires doing a Quest |
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent after quest | 3-5 | 20 Meat | 5 | This price requires doing a Quest |
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir before quest | 18-20 | 120 Meat | 6.3 | |
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent before quest | 3-5 | 30 Meat | 7.5 |
For MP (last columns apply if you can cast spells with reduced MP):
Source | HP Gain | Cost | MP/HP | MP/HP (-1) | MP/HP (-2) | MP/HP (-3) | Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | 1000 HP | 20 MP | 0.02 | 0.02 | 0.02 | 0.02 | |
Disco Nap with Adventurer of Leisure | 40 | 8 MP | 0.2 | 0.175 | 0.15 | 0.125 | Cures various effects |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 10 MP | 0.286 | 0.257 | 0.229 | 0.2 | Cures Beaten Up and various other effects |
Lasagna Bandages (non-combat) | 10-30 | 6 MP | 0.3 | 0.25 | 0.2 | 0.15 | |
Saucy Salve | 10-15 | 4 MP | 0.32 | 0.24 | 0.16 | 0.08 | Combat-only |
Lasagna Bandages (combat) | 10-20 | 6 MP | 0.4 | 0.333 | 0.267 | 0.2 | |
Disco Nap | 20 | 8 MP | 0.4 | 0.35 | 0.3 | 0.25 | Cures various effects |
In order to calculate Meat per HP, multiply Meat/MP by MP/HP.
Restoring HP by buying MP-restores and healing
Skill Comparison
The relative cost of different skills remain the same no matter how much Meat each MP costs. Doubling meat costs per MP will affect all skills equally, and as such the choice on the relative efficiency of skills can be determined by looking at a single Meat/MP set of charts. There is also no reason to use a more expensive MP restorer if you have access to a cheaper one, although with these charts you will know exactly how much you save.
The determining factors on which skill to use are:
- Are you at risk of wastage from overhealing. If your HP is 10/20 then lasagna bandages will be better than adventurer of leisure disco nap, since both will heal you to max HP but Lasagna Bandages is cheaper per cast.
- If no overhealing will occur, then the choice of skill depends on your current MP cost reducers. Which are hard capped at -3 cost per skill.
Not taking into account Cannelloni Cocoon. Disco Nap is always the worst while Disco Nap upgraded with Adventurer of Leisure is always the best. Without MP discounts Tongue of Walrus is in second place, but with MP reduction (any between -1 to -3) it drops to 3rd place. Lasagna Bandages start out at 3rd place, rising to 2nd with MP reducers. Every point of MP reduction makes Lasagna Bandages close the gap towards 1st place. But it never quite reaches it.
Cannelloni Cocoon efficiency varies based on how much HP you are healing. The breakeven point where it equals Disco Leisure Nap depends only on your MP discount and shows up at the same spot on all the charts below.
- At no MP discount it ties for first place at 100HP healed.
- At -1 MP discount it is 2nd best at 108HP and best at 109HP (the breakeven point is 108.571428571429 HP)
- At -2 MP discount it ties for first place at 120HP healed.
- At -3 MP discount it ties for first place at 136HP healed.
1.75 Meat/MP
- Tonic water can be created by moxie classes if they have access to Nash Crosby's Still from the skill Superhuman Cocktailcrafting. It consumes a bottle of Soda water which can be bought for 70 Meat. It also consumes one of your 10 daily uses of Nash Crosby's Still, which are also needed for crafting high grade booze.
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
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Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 20 | 35 | 0.35 @ 100 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 8 | 14 | 0.35 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 10 | 17.5 | 0.5 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 6 | 10.5 | 0.525 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 8 | 14 | 0.7 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 19 | 33.25 | 0.30625 @ ~108.6 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 7 | 12.25 | 0.30625 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 9 | 15.75 | 0.45 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 5 | 8.75 | 0.4375 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 7 | 12.25 | 0.6125 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 18 | 31.5 | 0.2625 @ 120 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 6 | 10.5 | 0.2625 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 8 | 14 | 0.4 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 4 | 7 | 0.35 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 6 | 10.5 | 0.525 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 17 | 29.75 | 0.21875 @ 136 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 5 | 8.75 | 0.21875 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 7 | 12.25 | 0.35 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 3 | 5.25 | 0.2625 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 5 | 8.75 | 0.4375 |
6 Meat/MP
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic is available to everyone at any time. Starting at a cost of 9 meat per MP before dropping to 6 meat per MP after doing a Quest. Below are tables showing efficiency for the 6 meat/MP version.
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
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Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 20 | 120 | 1.2 @ 100 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 8 | 48 | 1.2 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 10 | 60 | 1.714 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 6 | 36 | 1.8 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 8 | 48 | 2.4 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 19 | 114 | 1.05 @ ~108.6 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 7 | 42 | 1.05 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 9 | 54 | 1.543 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 5 | 30 | 1.5 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 7 | 42 | 2.1 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 18 | 108 | 0.9 @ 120 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 6 | 36 | 0.9 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 8 | 48 | 1.371 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 4 | 24 | 1.2 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 6 | 36 | 1.8 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 17 | 102 | 0.75 @ 136 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 5 | 30 | 0.75 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 7 | 42 | 1.2 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 3 | 18 | 0.9 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 5 | 30 | 1.5 |
8 Meat/MP
- black cherry soda requires access to The Black Market, opens during the level 11 quest.
- Knob Goblin seltzer, unlocked by acquiring Cobb's Knob lab key as well as the password by wearing the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform and adventuring in barracks.
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 20 | 160 | 1.6 @ 100 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 8 | 64 | 1.6 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 10 | 80 | 2.29 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 6 | 48 | 2.4 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 8 | 64 | 3.2 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 19 | 152 | 1.4 @ ~108.6 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 7 | 56 | 1.4 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 9 | 72 | 2.06 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 5 | 40 | 2 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 7 | 56 | 2.8 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 18 | 144 | 1.2 @ 120 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 6 | 48 | 1.2 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 8 | 64 | 1.83 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 4 | 32 | 1.6 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 6 | 48 | 2.4 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 17 | 136 | 1 @ 136 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 5 | 40 | 1 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 7 | 56 | 1.6 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 3 | 24 | 1.2 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 5 | 40 | 2 |
9 Meat/MP
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic is available to everyone at any time. Starting at a cost of 9 meat per MP before dropping to 6 meat per MP after doing a Quest. Below are tables showing efficiency for the 9 meat/MP version.
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 20 | 180 | 1.8 @ 100 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 8 | 72 | 1.8 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 10 | 90 | 2.57 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 6 | 54 | 2.7 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 8 | 72 | 3.6 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 19 | 171 | 1.575 @ ~108.6 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 7 | 63 | 1.575 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 9 | 81 | 2.314 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 5 | 45 | 2.25 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 7 | 63 | 3.15 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 18 | 162 | 1.35 @ 120 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 6 | 54 | 1.35 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 8 | 72 | 2.057 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 4 | 36 | 1.8 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 6 | 54 | 2.7 |
Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 17 | 153 | 1.125 @ 136 HP |
Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 5 | 45 | 1.125 |
Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 7 | 63 | 1.8 |
Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 3 | 27 | 1.35 |
Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 5 | 45 | 2.25 |
10+ Meat/MP
Many restorers require unlocking. Because 9 meat/MP restorers are available immediately without need to unlock, no charts are provided for 10+ Meat/MP restorers. As they are never economical.
- White Citadel sells Regular Cloaca Cola, Diet Cloaca Cola, Cherry Cloaca Cola for 10 meat/MP.
- soda water is likewise not economical at 17.5 meat per MP, but can be improved into Tonic water which is the best MP restorer in the game.