Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
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| Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | |
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| Monster ID | 1296 |
| Locations | A Kitchen Drawer |
| Hit Points | 12 |
| Attack | 10 |
| Defense | 10 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | handle |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Cookie Cutter of LonelinessA cookie cutter takes an unfettered, interconnected, unrestrained mass of cookie dough and forcibly cuts it apart into separate pieces, each thinking itself special though they're all identical. It's a remorseless tool for creating isolation and conformity.
Which is why I always eat the cookie dough raw out of the bowl, like mother nature intended.
Hit Message(s):
It stamps itself into your arm, making a little cookie-shape complete with red frosting. Eek!
It slices you with its edge. You're not a cookie, but you can still be cut. Ugh!
It throws a stale leftover cookie at you with lethal force. Eek!
It hits you with another cookie-cutter, run-of-the-mill, uninspired attack. It's still pretty effective. Ouch!
It stamps a baker's dozen cookies out on your skin. That's the way the cookie crumbles--or in this case, bleeds. Ooh!
It tries to stamp itself into your <lower back>, but you're too tough of a cookie to let that happen.
It tries to slice you with its edge, but you edge away.
It throws a stale leftover cookie at you. It's delicious.
It tries to hit you with an attack, but it's a little too cookie-cutter run-of-the-mill to be effective.
It tries to cookie-cut you, but misses and gets bent out of shape on the wall behind you. It has to reform itself before it attacks again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness (25%(?) chance)* |
Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.
