Conspiratorial Whispers

Conspiratorial Whispers Type: Combat MP Cost: 25 With the help of your familiar, this skill will damage and delevel your opponents over time. It's a conspiracy!

View metadata Skill number: 99 View in-game: view refreshedit data

Source:	The Machine (with Turtle Tamer and Disco Bandit in chambers)
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Damages and delevels each round, based on familiar weight.
When Used:

You whisper to <FamName>. "You know what to do, <FamName>" is what you whisper. Each round of combat: <FamName> whispers, "toss me." You throw <FamName> at your opponent, hitting him for X damage and seriously confusing him. Monster attack power reduced by Y Monster defense reduced by Z

Notes

• This skill cannot be used if no familiar is active.
• This does not take a combat round.
• The damage and deleveling happen in each round of combat and continues for the rest of combat.
• X (damage dealt) appears to be <FamWeight>, rounded randomly.
• Y and Z (deleveling amount) appear to be <FamWeight>/4, rounded randomly.
• The per-round messages vary:

  <FamName> whispers, "toss me." You throw <FamName> at your opponent, hitting her for X damage and seriously confusing her.

  or

  You feint and dodge while <FamName> sneaks in close to your opponents and gives 'em the old hotfoot. You know how a hotfoot works, right? Neither do I. But it does X damage and delevels him, so that's good.

  or

  <FamName> weaves in and out of your opponent's legs, distracting and dizzying him while you sneak up behind him and lay the smack down for X damage.

  or

  You distract him while <FamName> hits him in the knees with a rock, dealing X damage and weakening him.

  or

  <FamName> does a classic vaudeville routine (it involves baseball players with confusing names) to distract him while you sneak up behind and poleaxe him. You do X damage, and your opponent is pretty demoralized by the whole ordeal.

  or

  <FamName> throws some sand in your opponent's eyes, enabling you to get in an extra hit for X damage. He blinks, trying to get his vision back.

  or

  You roll <FamName> at your opponent like a bowling ball, knocking him over for X damage and leaving him a little boggled by the encounter.

  or

  <FamName> whacks your opponent in the shins while you punch her in the face, doing a combined X damage and weakening her considerably.

  or

  <FamName> distracts her with a hilarious joke about a priest and a duck, while you rig up some dynamite underneath her. She laughs until her sides are sore, then gets blown up for X damage. Now that's comedy!

References

• The message with the dynamite and the "Now that's comedy!" line is likely a reference to Animaniacs character Slappy Squirrel.

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