Confused goth music student
| Confused goth music student | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 376 |
| Locations | The Haunted Conservatory |
| Hit Points | 24 |
| Attack | 24 |
| Defense | 21 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel | clove-flavored lip balm |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a confused goth music studentThis was a goth kid who thought the Haunted Conservatory sounded like a cool place to learn how to play depressing music on a synthesizer. He was wrong, and now he's angry because his mom won't be here to pick him up for hours, and he'll probably end up being late for work at Sbarro and get in trouble again.
Hit Message(s):
He gives you the evil eye. Then he gives you the rest of the evil alphabet. Ouch! Ouch! (spooky damage)
He tries to tear you apart, like love. He succeeds in tearing your <knee> away from your <neck>, and it really stings. Argh! Ouch!
He tells you depressing stories about working in the food court at the mall. The stories hurt both your ears and your soul. Ugh! Ouch! (spooky damage)
The kid hits you in the <leg> with the full force of his suburban teenage angst. You sulk until it hurts. Ouch! Ooh!
He tries to give you the evil eye, but you look the other direction.
He lunges at you, trying to punch you in the <arse>, but decides halfway through that it's all just pointless, and that he should spend some time sulking, instead.
He tells you depressing stories about working in the food court at the mall, but you've seen so many documentaries that it doesn't even faze you.
The kid lurches at you, but somehow ends up tripping over one of the ruffles on his ridiculous shirt. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: pocket theremin (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: clove-flavored lip balm (? chance)* |
| You gain 2-3 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Conservatory.
References
- Sbarro is a chain of pizzerias.
- "He tries to tear you apart, like love" is a reference to the song "Love Will Tear Us Apart" performed by the band Joy Division.
- This entire adventure hinges on the pun between "conservatory" being used to refer both to a music conservatory where lessons are often taught and a greenhouse room often found in higher-class Victorian houses.
