Cone of Whatever

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This article is about an obsolete version of a Pastamancer skill. For the current version, see Stuffed Mortar Shell.

Cone of Whatever

Cone of Whatever

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 19

This spell allows you to call forth a powerful Cone of something, which will rain down on your enemies and hurt them very badly. Er, comparatively badly.

Source: Guild Trainer
Price: 8,000 Meat
Class: Pastamancer
Level: 8
Effect: Deals (16-40)+(Mys/4) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.
When Used:
You summon a Cone of <whatever>, dealing X damage to your opponent.


  • This spell deals a random type of elemental or physical damage. The following are the cones that may be summoned:
    • Hot
      • Arson
      • Boiling Milk
      • Fire Ants
      • Magma
      • Malfunctioning Microwaves
      • Napalm
    • Cold
      • Blocks of Ice
      • Ex-Girlfriends
      • Frozen Turkeys
      • Ice Cream
      • Ice Sculptures
      • Liquid Nitrogen
    • Spooky
      • Hauntedness
      • Scary Clowns
      • Skellingtons
      • Skulls
      • Witches
    • Stench
      • Dirty Diapers
      • Filthy Dishes
      • Garbage Juice
      • Hobo Vomit
      • Wet Dogs
    • Sleaze
      • **CENSORED**
      • Lingerie
      • Nudity
      • Pornography
      • Strippers
    • Physical
      • Buckets
      • Cinder Blocks
      • Ninja Stars
      • Pitchforks
      • Sawblades
  • Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +50.
  • If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:
The cone surges with power, too much for you to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.