Cone of Whatever

This article is about an obsolete version of a Pastamancer skill. For the current version, see Stuffed Mortar Shell.

Cone of Whatever Type: Combat MP Cost: 19 This spell allows you to call forth a powerful Cone of something, which will rain down on your enemies and hurt them very badly. Er, comparatively badly.

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	8,000 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	8
Effect:	Deals (16-40)+(Mys/4) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.
When Used:

You summon a Cone of <whatever>, dealing X damage to your opponent.

Notes

• This spell deals a random type of elemental or physical damage. The following are the cones that may be summoned:
  • Hot
    • Arson
    • Boiling Milk
    • Fire Ants
    • Magma
    • Malfunctioning Microwaves
    • Napalm
  • Cold
    • Blocks of Ice
    • Ex-Girlfriends
    • Frozen Turkeys
    • Ice Cream
    • Ice Sculptures
    • Liquid Nitrogen
  • Spooky
    • Hauntedness
    • Scary Clowns
    • Skellingtons
    • Skulls
    • Witches
  • Stench
    • Dirty Diapers
    • Filthy Dishes
    • Garbage Juice
    • Hobo Vomit
    • Wet Dogs
  • Sleaze
    • **CENSORED**
    • Lingerie
    • Nudity
    • Pornography
    • Strippers
  • Physical
    • Buckets
    • Cinder Blocks
    • Ninja Stars
    • Pitchforks
    • Sawblades
• Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +50.
• If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:

The cone surges with power, too much for you to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.