Cold cutter

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Cold cutter
Monster ID 1291
Locations The Nightmare Meatrealm
Hit Points 300
Attack 200
Defense 200
Initiative 50
Meat 200-300
Phylum construct
Elements cold
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Manuel Entry
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cold cutter You're fighting a cold cutter

You hear a wet sound as a horrifying creature emerges from behind a salami cactus to face you. A cold cutter -- slabs of thin-sliced lunch meat, pasted together by foul magics into the shape of a man, and equipped with razor sharp claws as long as your forearm.

You only have a moment to register the hatred in its beady little olive loaf eyes before it's on top of you.

Hit Message(s):

It pummels you in the <lower back> with a cold, meaty fist. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

It slashes you from <foot> to <lower back> with its bony claws. Ow! Ouch! Argh!

It removes a slice of cold, cold lunch meat from its torso and hurls it wetly at your <solar plexus>. Yech. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It makes a sandwich in which its meat is the bread and your meat is the meat. It's the worse sandwich you've ever been. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to throw a slice of itself at you, but you already had lunch.

It tries to slash you, but the slash turns out to be fiction.

It tries to pummel you with a cold, meaty fist, but you're having none of that baloney.

Fumble Message:

It trips over a nearby beef clod and falls claws-first to the ground. It takes a few moments for it to pull its claws loose from the moist, glistening meat. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*

Occurs at The Nightmare Meatrealm.