|Locations||The Nightmare Meatrealm|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
You hear a wet sound as a horrifying creature emerges from behind a salami cactus to face you. A cold cutter -- slabs of thin-sliced lunch meat, pasted together by foul magics into the shape of a man, and equipped with razor sharp claws as long as your forearm.
You only have a moment to register the hatred in its beady little olive loaf eyes before it's on top of you.
It makes a sandwich in which its meat is the bread and your meat is the meat. It's the worse sandwich you've ever been. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
It tries to throw a slice of itself at you, but you already had lunch.
It tries to slash you, but the slash turns out to be fiction.
It tries to pummel you with a cold, meaty fist, but you're having none of that baloney.
It trips over a nearby beef clod and falls claws-first to the ground. It takes a few moments for it to pull its claws loose from the moist, glistening meat. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*|
Occurs at The Nightmare Meatrealm.