Cold Medicine Cabinet

Choice adventure number: 1455

Cold Medicine Cabinet

Welcome to the Cold Medicine Cabinet. The doctors are ready to see you. Each has customized a prescription based on your current presentation. You have X consulations left today.

Dr. Ankula, Orthopedist says, "An ice crown is just what the doctor, me, ordered."

Dr. Ugula, Nutritionist says, "With your current activity, I recommend a diet of a frozen tofu pop."

Dr. Freeze, Prohibition Doc says, "Your current status suggests a fortifying Doc's Limbering Wine!"

Dr. Cleanskin, Dermatologist says, "You really need to rub some anti-odor cream on your skin."

Dr. Jeeves, Internetst says, "I'm prescribing you a Fleshazole™."

Dr. Ankula, Orthopedist	ice crown or frozen jeans or ice wrap
Dr. Ugula, Nutritionist	frozen tofu pop or bone broth or bowl of prescription candy or fishcake or star pop
Dr. Freeze, Prohibition Doc	Doc's Fortifying Wine or Doc's Smartifying Wine or Doc's Limbering Wine or Doc's Medical-Grade Wine or Doc's Special Reserve Wine
Dr. Cleanskin, Dermatologist	anti-burn cream or anti-freeze cream or anti-odor cream or anti-creep cream or anti-goosebump cream or anti-pain cream
Dr. Jeeves, Internetst	Fleshazole™ or Breathitin™ or Extrovermectin™ or Homebodyl™

Maybe Later

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Occurs at Your Workshed after using a cold medicine cabinet‎.

Notes

• You can receive 5 items per day, and you must wait 20 adventures between receiving each item.
• Which item is prescribed for each of the 5 slots depends on different factors:
  • Equipment - The ice crown will always be offered at first; once an ice crown is taken, the frozen jeans will be offered next; once the frozen jeans are taken, then the ice wrap will be offered. At rollover, it resets back to the ice crown.
  • Food - Which food is offered seems to depend on what phylum of monsters you've been fighting.
  • Booze - You will receive a booze corresponding to your highest buffed stat (Fortifying for Muscle, Smartifying for Mysticality, Limbering for Moxie). If all stats are buffed by the same amount, Medical-Grade Wine is offered if this amount is 5 or less, and Special Reserve Wine is offered if this amount is 6 or more.
  • Potion - The ointment is somehow related to type of damage taken in previous combats. It's not clear if there's some sort of minimum damage threshold, or how many combats it looks back at.
  • Spleen - The pill prescribed depends on what type of location you've had the most encounters in for the majority of the last 20 turn-taking combats (i.e. at least 11 turns in the same type of location). Underground locations give Breathitin™, indoor locations give Extrovermectin™, outdoor locations give Homebodyl™. Fleshazole™ is offered in the case of no overall majority (i.e. no zone had at least 11 turns). Underwater locations count toward Fleshazole™ since they are none of the above zone types. Although the cabinet will track your last 20 combat locations even if the cabinet isn't installed, it will stop tracking combat locations after all 5 consultations for the day have been used, preserving the location record for your final consultation from the previous day:

Looks like the doctors are out for the day.

You have 0 consultations left today.

Cold Medicine Cabinet

Meltable ice equipment Enchantments ice crown Maximum HP/MP +30 Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3) frozen jeans +20 Cold Damage +20 Damage to Cold Spells +15% Item Drops from Monsters ice wrap All Attributes +10 All Attributes +10% +3 Stat(s) Per Fight Nutritious food Effect frozen tofu pop Is epic! bone broth Acquire 1-2 loose teeth and 3-4 skeleton bone bowl of prescription candy Acquire random candy fishcake Acquire 1-2 dull fish scale, 0-1 rough fish scale, and 0-1 pristine fish scale star pop Acquire 3-4 star and 3-4 line Doctor's wines Effect Doc's Fortifying Wine +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Muscle +30% Doc's Smartifying Wine +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Mysticality +30% Doc's Limbering Wine +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Moxie +30% Doc's Medical-Grade Wine +2 Stats Per Fight Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10% Doc's Special Reserve Wine +3 Stats Per Fight Muscle +15% Mysticality +15% Moxie +15% Anti-creams Effect anti-burn cream So-So Hot Resistance (+2) +20 Cold Damage +20 Damage to Cold Spells +20 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells anti-freeze cream So-So Cold Resistance (+2) +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells +20 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells anti-odor cream So-So Stench Resistance (+2) +20 Hot Damage +20 Damage to Hot Spells +20 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells anti-creep cream So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) +20 Hot Damage +20 Damage to Hot Spells +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells anti-goosebump cream So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) +20 Cold Damage +20 Damage to Cold Spells +20 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells anti-pain cream Damage Absorption +50 Damage Reduction: 5 Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10 Ranged Damage +10 Spleen-damaging pills Effect Fleshazole™ Gain 1000*Level Meat Breathitin™ The next 5 fights in Outdoor Locations are free Extrovermectin™ Lets you Be Gregarious to force monsters into different and unusual locations Homebodyl™ The next 11 turn-taking crafts are free

• The names of the Doctors change per ascension.