Cocktail napkin

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cocktail napkin
cocktail napkin

This is a smallish, cheap square napkin designed for use in bars -- as a coaster, as a spur-of-the-moment scratch pad, folded up to stabilize a wobbly barstool, used to wipe up drink spills and/or various unsavory (and unsweet) bodily fluids -- anything, really. Its uses are as myriad as the reasons to drink!

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 25 Meat.

Deals 20-40 Hot Damage

(In-game plural: cocktail napkins)
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Obtained From

Barrrney's Barrr
tetchy pirate
tipsy pirate
toothy pirate
diabolic pizza (0-1) (warlike pizza)

When Used

  • In combat:
You wad the cocktail napkin up into a ball, and light it with a match. The alcohol soaked into it causes it to burst into a huge fireball, which you toss at your opponent, dealing 20-40 damage.
You pull out the cocktail napkin.

"Oh, hey, umm, yeah," you say, "I, like, lost my phone, and I had to change my number. Here, lemme give you the new one."

You quickly scribble a random phone number onto the napkin and hand it to the clingy pirate. <He> beams, and says "Well, okay! Okay, great! So, yeah, I'll give you a call soon! Bye!" before wandering off to a different part of the ship.


  • Using a napkin against a clingy pirate ends combat without using an adventure and removes them from the queue for 20 adventures.

See Also


TOP 10 cocktail napkin collections
1. Pastahead - 56198 | 2. sensibleb - 30132 | 3. Cricket McGee - 25516 | 4. Lowesteem - 16038 | 5. Mac_Gyver - 9245
6. dantes disco revolution - 2010 | 7. Jahfeel - 1908 | 8. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 1496 | 9. Poncho the Sane - 1334 | 10. JCS - 1184
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings