Cockroach

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Cockroach
Monster ID 2124
Locations Trash Island
Hit Points 60
Attack 40
Defense 80
Initiative 50
Meat 400-600
Phylum bug
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts torso, antenna, head, leg, wing
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
cockroach You're fighting a cockroach

Now this is just totally unacceptable.

Hit Message(s):

It brushes one of its horrible antennae across your skull. Ew ew ew ew. Ow! Argh! (sleaze damage)

It crawls across your <solar plexus>. This would be awful even if it was a normal sized cockroach. Ugh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

It get distracted by a nearby chunk of rotting food, which you watch it eat for some reason. Oof! Ow! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It crawls across your <lower back>. This would be awful even if it was a normal sized cockroach. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It moves to attack you, but gets spooked by something an scurries under a nearby stove. A nearby gigantic stove, that doesn't exist except in this very specific particular context.

It gets distracted by a nearby chunk of rotting food. You avert your gaze as it eats it.

Fumble Message:

It moves to attack you, but gets spooked by something an scurries under a nearby stove. A nearby gigantic stove, that doesn't exist except in this very specific particular context. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 400-600 Meat. (average: 500, stdev: 41.23)*

Your deckhands pick through the trash, finding a few edible things and a few half-full cans of beer.

Knifefork.gif You gain 1 grub
Jug.gif You gain 1 grog

That fight was relatively exciting...
Confetti.gifYou gain 3 PirateRealm FunPoints


Occurs at Trash Island.