Cockroach

Cockroach
Monster ID	2124
Locations	Trash Island
Hit Points	60
Attack	40
Defense	80
Initiative	50
Meat	400-600
Phylum	bug
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	torso, antenna, head, leg, wing
	Drops
Manuel Entry
	refreshedit data

You're fighting a cockroach

Now this is just totally unacceptable.

Hit Message(s):

It brushes one of its horrible antennae across your skull. Ew ew ew ew. Eek! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

It crawls across your <bung>. This would be awful even if it was a normal sized cockroach. Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

It get distracted by a nearby chunk of rotting food, which you watch it eat for some reason. Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It crawls across your <eye>. This would be awful even if it was a normal sized cockroach. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It moves to attack you, but gets spooked by something an scurries under a nearby stove. A nearby gigantic stove, that doesn't exist except in this very specific particular context.

It gets distracted by a nearby chunk of rotting food. You avert your gaze as it eats it.

Fumble Message:

It moves to attack you, but gets spooked by something an scurries under a nearby stove. A nearby gigantic stove, that doesn't exist except in this very specific particular context. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat