Club of corruption

club of corruption You know that brand of microwave popcorn that has just a tiny bit of butter added to it? This is like that, only instead of popcorn it's a seal-clubbing club, and instead of butter it's evil. Or perhaps I Can't Believe It's Not Evil. (Meat Pasting component) Type: weapon (1-handed club) Damage: 2 - 4 Selling Price: 25 Meat. Cannot be traded Weapon Damage +3 (Bonus for Seal Clubbers only) (In-game plural: clubs of corruption)

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Recipe

	seal-clubbing club	tainted seal's blood
	club of corruption

Uses

• corrupt club of corruption

Notes

• When wielding this weapon, you will take damage at the end of every combat with the following message:

  Your body is wracked with pain. These clubs are bad for you!

  You lose 1 hit point.

References

• The description refers to the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! brand of margarine.

• The HP loss message may refer to one of Homestarrunner.com's inside jokes.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage

Collection

	TOP 10 club of corruption collections
	1. Magnus Thunderblade - 111 | 2. Lord Stefano - 29 | 3. Artie Effham - 26 | 4. NotsupposedtobeherE - 16 | 5. Oldsfrk - 12 6. Archipelago71 - 11 | 7. Nikademus - 8 | 8. Monkeysnott - 6 | 9. Sal the Rapacious - 4 | 10. Pizzaboy - 3 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings