Club Earth

Club Earth Type: Combat MP Cost: 50 Proper use of this skill involves hitting the ground, preferably with a blunt object, damaging you[sic] opponent and knocking it on its back like a pathetic, impotent turtle on its pathetic, impotent back. Improper use of this skill involves not using this skill.

View metadata Skill number: 92 View in-game: view refreshedit data

Source:	The Machine (with Seal Clubber and Turtle Tamer in chambers)
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Deals damage and staggers
When Used:

You draw your weapon back and strike the ground as hard as you can. Take that, planet! And take that opponent, who suffers X damage and is knocked on its back like a sad, sad turtle.

Notes

• Damage appears to be the amount of physical damage you would have dealt with a normal attack, but without any bonus weapon damage.
• Can only be used once per combat.

Dreadsylvanian Class-Crossed Skills
	Accordion Thief	Disco Bandit	Sauceror	Pastamancer	Turtle Tamer
Seal Clubber	Song of the North 10 Adv, 100 MP weapon dmg +100%, cold damage +50	Grab a Cold One 1/day summoning skill, 30 MP obtain Cold One (???-quality booze)	Splattersmash combat skill, 25 MP hot melee group damage	Carbohydrate Cudgel combat skill, 30 MP kill monster with dry noodles	Club Earth combat skill, 50 MP melee damage + 1 round stun
Turtle Tamer	Song of Slowness 10 Adv, 100 MP +50% initiative	Conspiratorial Whispers combat skill, 25 MP damage + delevel every round does not cost combat round	Sauceshell combat skill, 30 MP, Prevent damage & deal ~80 hot dmg	Turtleini combat skill, 35 MP Spooky and physical damage, with multiround decay
Pastamancer	Song of Starch 10 Adv, 100 MP +50% max HP	Shadow Noodles combat skill, 30 MP, 3-5 round stun + 8-10 delevel	Spaghetti Breakfast 1/day summoning skill, 30 MP obtain Spaghetti breakfast (???-quality food)
Sauceror	Song of Sauce 10 Adv, 100 MP +100% spell dmg, +50 hot dmg, +50 dmg to hot spells	Splashdance combat skill, 30 MP heals ~55 dmg does not cost combat round
Disco Bandit	Song of Bravado 10 Adv, 100 MP +15% all attributes