Clockwork bartender-in-the-box

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clockwork bartender-in-the-box
clockwork bartender-in-the-box

This is a clockwork bartender in a (non-clockwork) jack-in-the-box. Its artificial intelligence makes it run more efficiently, so it should last longer. Just don't listen if it starts singing "Bicycle Built for Two."

Type: usable
Selling Price: 710 Meat.

(In-game plural: clockwork bartenders-in-the-box)
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Item number: 1111
Description ID: 724965641
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Flange.gif cog flange sprocket   flange spring sprocket  
Flange.gif clockwork widget flange spring clockwork doohickey cog sprocket  
Flange.gif clockwork clockwise dome clockwork counterclockwise dome clockwork key Wad.gif beer lens beer lens  
Wad.gif clockwork sphere beer goggles spring box
Wad.gif clockwork bartender head nothing-in-the-box
Equals.gif clockwork bartender-in-the-box

When Used

You place the clockwork bartender-in-the-box at your campsite. He makes himself at home.

Sometimes, in addition:

You hear a crackling noise, and a tinny voice emerges from inside the clockwork skull: "He <verb> it she <verb> it he <verb> it she <verb> it." Weird.
You've already got a clockwork bartender-in-the-box at your campsite.



  • The item description includes a double reference, to the song "Daisy Bell", by Harry Dacre, which includes lyrics about "a bicycle built for two". The song is most famous as the last thing said by HAL, the computer-gone-mad in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, as the astronaut Dave Bowman disables him. Stanley Kubrick, the director of that film, next directed A Clockwork Orange.


TOP 10 clockwork bartender-in-the-box collections
1. Mistress of the Obvious - 169 | 2. caducus - 100 | 3. DeeBee - 82 | 4. Skent - 69 | 5. Posen - 68
6. BrickTracy - 48 | 7. CreOsOTe - 48 | 8. mage_kane - 37 | 9. SwordsRCool - 33 | 10. Lord Budroe - 31
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings