Cloaca-Cola c-rations

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Cloaca-Cola c-rations
Cloaca-Cola c-rations

This is a standard-issue six-pack of Cloaca-Cola, given to each Cloaca soldier so they can make war time refreshment time. The Cloaca-Cola Corporation considered giving the world a Cloaca, but their marketing people said that would be prohibitively disgusting.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 132 Meat.

(In-game plural: Cloaca-Cola c-rationses)
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Item number: 1339
Description ID: 673806092
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Obtained From

The Cola Wars Battlefield (In the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer
Cloaca-Cola knapsack

When Used

You open the rations.
Cloaca.gifYou acquire 6 cans of Cloaca-Cola


  • Cloaca-Cola is a reference to Coca-Cola
  • The term C-Rations is a reference to the US Military's "C-Rations", a special packaged meal kit issued to military forces in the field from World War Two until 1983, when they were replaced by the current MRE.
  • The phrase "giving the world a Cloaca" refers to the 1971 Coca-Cola slogan "I'd like to buy the world a Coke".


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