Cloaca-Cola
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This is a can of Cloaca-Cola, one of the two indistinguishable frontrunners in the Kingdom of Loathing Cola Wars. (In-game plural: cans of Cloaca-Cola) |
Obtained From
- The Cola Wars Battlefield (In the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)
- Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer (2)
- Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier (2)
- Cloaca-Cola Soldier (2)
- Items
- Cloaca-Cola c-rations (6)
When Used
- From inventory:
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You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. | ||
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- From inventory with Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen equipped:
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You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good.
Your canteen makes 'em taste even better! | ||
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- From inventory, with Popping Stomach effect:
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You drink the can of cola. Empty calories never tasted so good. | ||
Your stomach explodes. |
![]() | You lose 20-28 hit points. |
![]() | You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (duration: 10 Adventures) |
- In combat:
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You quickly guzzle the can of soda. | ||
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Uses
Notes
- If you use the Cloaca-Cola in combat, even if you have the Popping Stomach effect, your guts will remain intact.
- Special varieties of Cloaca Cola can be purchased at The White Citadel.
References
- Besides just being part of a mangled form of "Coca-Cola," the word cloaca is Latin for "sewer." More commonly, however, it is defined as the common chamber into which the intestinal, urinary, and generative canals discharge in birds, reptiles, amphibians, and many fish.
- The stomach explosion is a reference to the myth that soda, when taken with Pop Rocks, will produce enough gas to cause the stomach to explode.
See Also
Zapping
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Cloaca-Cola | Dyspepsi-Cola | Mountain Stream soda |
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Collection
![]() | TOP 10 Cloaca-Cola collections |
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6. colinfalcon - 31820 | 7. tOmOto - 23837 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 20005 | 9. Barrow_Troll - 11861 | 10. RaZ - 8979 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings |