Claybender Sorcerer Ghost
|Claybender Sorcerer Ghost|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
A ghost in a black robe swoops down at you. "What is your faction?" it shrieks. "Do you affirm and attest that Gary Claybender is the only true Hero of the Peak?"
"Well, I'm kind of a hero myself," you say, "or possibly a heroine, but we don't need to mince words."
"Infidel! Inverto epidermis!" it says, firing a spell from a magic wand.
A ghost in a black robe rises from the ground in front of you. "Are you a servant of Lord Muertodeath?" he demands, waving a wand at you.
"Uh, not that I know of," you say.
"Then are you a stalwart defender of Gary Claybender, the mightiest Wizard the Peak has ever known?"
"You must follow another Hero, then! Who is it? The Professor? Duke Starkiller? Captain Kerkard? Don't tell me it's the shiny vampire fellow. You don't seem the type."
"Look, I don't know what's going on around here, but --"
"Eh, forget it. Incendio Cabelli!"
A ghost with a black robe wrapped around it descends on you, shouting "do you belong to the noble house of Herogood, or the foul decadent house of Evilface?"
"I don't think I belong to any house at all," you say.
"Burninate Buttocksium!" the ghost shouts, waving a ghostly wand at you.
A ghost in a black robe swoops down on you. "First year students are not allowed on the Peak while the Great Five Faction War Rages, for they will surely die horribly!" the ghost says, wagging a magic wand at you.
"Um, I'm not a student of anything," you say.
"Ah. In that case, you must be a combatant, in which case, Convertio Vermini!" A bolt of light flashes from the ghost's wand and turns a nearby tombstone into a mouse.
A ghost rises from a tomb in front of you, wrapped in a black robe. "We all died defending this Peak for the one true hero, Gary Claybender, and you shall not defile it!" the ghost says.
"Calm down, buddy, I just want to light the signal fire, okay?"
"Never!" the ghost raises a magic wand. "Disrupto respirum!" a beam of light from the wand hits you in the sternum, making you gasp for air.
"Knock it off, you ectoplasmic bastard!" you gasp.
The ghost swoops through you, chilling you with fear. Oof! Ooh! (spooky damage)
Instead of casting a spell, the ghost just slaps you with a surprisingly corporeal hand. Argh! Ow!
Instead of casting a spell at you, the ghost just pokes you with its wand instead. Eek! Oof!
The ghost waves its wand and shouts, "Cranio pulverum!" a giant hammer appears and pounds on your head. Oof! Ow!
It waves the wand at you and shouts, "Innagaddadavida!" ghostly drumsticks materialize above you and play a ten-minute drum solo on your head. Ooh! Oof! Ouch!
The ghost tries to swoop through you, but you insist it buy you dinner first.
The ghost tries to smack you, but its hand goes right through you.
The ghost tries to poke you with its wand, but you avoid the poker, and keep a poker face, too.
The ghost waves its wand and shouts, "Procurio Java!" A cup of coffee appears, and the ghost takes a sip.
It waves the wand and shouts, "Absurdum Madeuplatinus!" Nothing happens, and the ghost looks pretty upset about that fact. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: A-Boo clue (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Claybender glasses (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Polysniff Perfume (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (wizard) (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ectoplasmic orbs (10% chance)*|
|You gain 20 (?) <substat>.|
- Harry Potter fans will recognize the faux-Latin style of spellcasting.
- A potter changes the shape of pieces of clay, and thus could be said to be a claybender. They're rather different from some other kinds of benders.
- In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is a 1968 song and album by Iron Butterfly. The song features one of the earliest, longest, and most famous drum solos in rock history.
- "Burninate" is a reference to Homestar Runner. Specifically, the character Trogdor, the Burninator.