Circuit-soldering animelf
| Circuit-soldering animelf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1253 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie-5 |
| Defense | Muscle-5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Sabaku no SenshiThis animelf spends 10 hours a day hunched over tiny plastic toys, soldering circuit boards together so the thing says "hello, best friend!" when you push the button on its butt, instead of lighting on fire. Sure, it's dull work, but at least it's just dangerous enough to not allow your mind to wander while you do it.
Still, if you think he's angry, you should see the Crimbo elf he replaced.
Hit Message(s):
He solders your <face> and your <shins> together. Oof! Eek! Eek! (hot damage)
He solders a circuit to your <ankle>. I guess technically you're a cyborg now, so that's cool. Ouch! Ooh! Argh!
He pokes you with the hot end of the soldering gun. Argh! Oof! Argh! (hot damage)
He solders together a taser and zaps you with it. Oof! Eek! Argh!
He solders a couple of giant circuit boards to your face, using breadboards to turn you into a pain sandwich. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
He tries to solder a circuit onto you, but you soldier on.
He tries to solder together a weapon, but instead makes a box that just turns itself off when you turn it on.
He tries to poke you with his soldering gun, but you tell him to solder off.
He tries to solder your <knee> and your <neck> together, but you run until the cord on his soldering gun unplugs.
He accidentally drops his soldering gun onto his solder coil, and turns it into a lump of useless slag. "Dangit, that's coming out of my paycheck!" he shouts. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: electrical thingamabob (50% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: electrical thingamabob (10.6% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).
Notes
- Names are randomly constructed from Japanese romaji words. In the form of "<location> no <mythical figure/creature>". Hoshi no Akuma approximates to Demon of the Stars, or a Star Demon.
- Locations:
- Hoshi (star)
- Janguru (jungle)
- Kojo (old/ruined castle)
- Mori (forest)
- Mura (village/town)
- Niwa (garden/field)
- Omakiba (meadow/pasture/ranch)
- Sabaku (desert)
- Tsuki (moon)
- Umi (sea)
- Yama (mountain)
- Yuki (snow)
- Mythical figures/creatures:
- Akuma (Devil/Demon)
- Hime (Princess)
- Joou (Queen)
- Kaizoku (Pirate)
- Kokuou (King)
- Kyuuketsuki (Vampire)
- Ouji (Prince)
- Ryuu (Dragon)
- Senshi (Warrior)
- Sentouin (Combatant)
- Shouyousei (Elf)
- Yousei (Fairy)
- Locations:
References
- The box that turns itself off when you turn it on is actually a real thing. Behold!
