Cinco Mayo Lager

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Cinco Mayo Lager
Cinco Mayo Lager

This is a new brand of beer being test marketed in the Kingdom of Loathing. According to the label, it's made with the choicest barley, the finest hops, and the five most advanced mayonnaises food science has to offer.

Type: booze (awesome)
Potency: 3
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: cans of Cinco Mayo Lager)
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Item number: 4615
Description ID: 328670887
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When Consumed

  • From inventory:
You crack open the can and guzzle the beer. One of the mayonnaises makes it go down smoothly, one nicely accentuates the flavor of the hops, one adds a satisfying tartness, one makes it so there are disgusting little globs of mayonnaise floating in the beer, and one of them was apparently made from some kind of genetically modified ingredients, because it makes you feel kinda weird.
AdventuresYou gain 14-18 Adventures.
You gain 5 Strongness.
You gain 5 Mysteriousness.
You gain 5 Smarm.
Rrainbow.gifYou acquire an effect: Cinco Elementos
(duration: 5 Adventures)
You gain 3 Drunkenness.


  • This was given out to every player on Cinco de Mayo 2010, with the message:
When you wake up at your campsite, you find a package on the ground addressed to you. You open it, and find that it contains a can of beer, sent to you by the brewer as a promotion. It's free as in beer.
5beer.gifYou acquire an item: Cinco Mayo Lager
  • An additional lager was given to any player who ascended on Cinco de Mayo 2010 upon their reincarnation.


  • "Free as in beer" refers to the explanation often used to distinguish regular "free" software from Open Source software: "Free as in beer" vs "Free as in speech" (zero cost vs liberty).
  • "Mayo" is both Spanish for "May" and a shortened version of mayonnaise in English.


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