|Locations||An Illicit Bohemian Party|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+1, min 5|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+1, min 5|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Manuel||carton of gaspers|
This lady has a tray full of merchandise around her neck: there's cigarettes, for those who want to smell awful, have bad breath, and die more quickly; there's gum, to obviate the bad breath; and she's got cologne to get rid of the bad smell.
So if you buy one of everything, you'll be right where you started before the purchase, except for the "dying more quickly" part.
She whacks you over the head with her cigarette tray. It hurts, but is better for your health than actually smoking the cigarettes. Ooh! Ooh! Oof!
She does a quick Charleston, kicking you repeatedly in the shins. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!
She shouts, "23 skidoo!" and punches you in the leg. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
She pulls out an atomizer of perfume and spritzes you in the eyes. It burns! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Ow!
She pulls off a fishnet stocking and strangles you with it. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Argh! Ouch!
She inhales on a cigarette and breathes smoke in your face. You cough until you taste blood. Eek! Argh! Argh!
She flicks a lighter and sprays perfume through the flame, hosing you down with scented napalm. Eek! Eek! Ouch! (hot damage)
She does a quick Charleston, but you dodge her kicking legs.
She shouts, "23 skidoo!" You shrug.
She tries to strangle you with her stocking, but you see the game's afoot and dodge.
She tries to blow smoke in your face, but you wave it away.
She contemplates whacking you with her cigarette tray, but doesn't want to damage the merchandise.
She tries to spritz you with cologne, but you point out that your natural smell is fantastic.
A strap on her cigarette tray breaks and she has to stop and repair it. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 20-30 Meat.|
|You acquire an item: birdbone corset (2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: candy cigarette (20% chance)*|
Occurs at An Illicit Bohemian Party.